Why are the grasshoppers all cultists?

Because they're in sects.

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👤︎ u/GIGAR
📅︎ May 16 2017
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Why did the Cultist go to the Seance?

To get to the other side.

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👤︎ u/TaxiSpider
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I heard an amateur cultist try to summon Cthulhu...

...but I don't think he R'lyeh knew what he was fhtagn about.

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