What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?

The A-Men

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scatman_24
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Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "

Me: " That doesn't bother me. "

Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2021
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My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin

But by god did I love thy neighbor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Purple_ferret1
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Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.

I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...

John Claude Van Dang.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SAHDadWithDaughter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2021
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Why do Christians use Geico

If only Jesus saves?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pleas3pleas3pleas3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God

Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Tigger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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What is something a Christian kid plays?

PrayStation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Afternoonn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nukes_or_aliens
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.

Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2021
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I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.

He's calling it "Faithbook".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chickengun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a Christian guy in drag?

A cross-dresser

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fartsniffer42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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Unlike Judaism, a ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food is not practiced in Christianity.

That's separation of church and steak.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derdody
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2019
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What ir a Christian's favorite chord?

Gsus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alex13104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2020
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If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...

... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ballpressure
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,

along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.

Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetaEd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06 2021
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Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cabeelibob
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2021
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?

For God's sake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AjahnMara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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Pun???
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freshprinceForReal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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Christian coaches are good,

but Jewish are Kosher

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17 2020
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Gleaming The Cubicle
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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I fell asleep during Catholic mass.

I'm a Bored Again Christian.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/teeim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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Christian Christian Bale Bale
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deanus89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31 2019
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I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.

It’s all about G-sus.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2020
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For all my Christian Bois
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2019
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Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?

It's Christian Braille.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquiddlyD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2021
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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.

It's called an "Amy" Grant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2020
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I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2020
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What is Christian Grey’s favorite subreddit?

r/SubsIFellFor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebook’s messenger is probably the worst.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/obaidraf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/11_iamthewalrus_24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2019
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Just met Christian Bale.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robertjmcgill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2017
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.

I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kikasphalt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26 2020
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I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?

I mean every other song "No L, No L!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robeh002
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2019
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IronSPlDER
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bail

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jvartandillustration
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2020
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