What do you call the christian version of the A-Team?
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Her: "I have a confession...I used to be Christian. "
Me: " That doesn't bother me. "
Her: "Thats great... Because I'd much rather be known as Christine now."
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My Christian wife got mad at me because adultery is a sin
But by god did I love thy neighbor
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Islam, Judaism, and Christianity have been in conflict with each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
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Why do Christians use Geico
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︎ Mar 01 2021
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What is something a Christian kid plays?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Yes, I am Christian; no, I can't tell you more about it.
Only my wife gets to enjoy my missionary position.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you call a Christian guy in drag?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Unlike Judaism, a ceremonial ritual for slaughtered food is not practiced in Christianity.
That's separation of church and steak.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What ir a Christian's favorite chord?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
If we wanted evangelical Christians to take the pandemic as a serious threat...
... we should have called it the Quran-o-virus.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
More than 1 000 pieces of music by Johann Sebastian Bach have been preserved,
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:
Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you call it when batman skips church?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Pun???
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Christian coaches are good,
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Gleaming The Cubicle
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I fell asleep during Catholic mass.
I'm a Bored Again Christian.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Christian Christian Bale Bale
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
For all my Christian Bois
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︎ Jul 01 2019
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.
It's called an "Amy" Grant.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I joined a Christian dating site...
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︎ Jan 22 2020
What is Christian Greyβs favorite subreddit?
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Facebook has over 2 billion users, That is as big as the whole of christianity, Forget that, it is bigger than hinduism and islam. Although facebookβs messenger is probably the worst.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Just met Christian Bale.
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︎ Aug 18 2017
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
I don't get it, why is it so important for Christians to have 'K' and 'M' next to each other at Christmas?
I mean every other song "No L, No L!"
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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