Satanist Puns

A list of puns related to "Satanist"

What did the Satanist say when his friend sneezed?

"Damn you..."

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/26HomelessKids
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Q: What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?

ʇsnɹɔ-ᴉʇu∀ ǝɥ┴ :∀

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👤︎ u/zigbigidorlu
📅︎ Nov 05 2018
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Today I found out there's a sect within Satanists that believes hell isnt fire and brimstone, but rather rime and ice.

This is why they say "Hail, Satan"

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👤︎ u/pikkl_rikk
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a dyslexic Satanist?

Someone who worships Santa.

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👤︎ u/VoidKingOfSwing
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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Friend was talking about an article that claimed Jamaican Dancehall music was satanist.

So it's for lucifarians?

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👤︎ u/fliclit
📅︎ Aug 24 2014
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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👤︎ u/fjordfi2
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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