The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
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There was a naked man running around the church
The police caught him by the organ
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︎ May 24 2021
So I went to church and looked around for people
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︎ May 16 2021
When the church relocated ...
it had an organ transplant.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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︎ May 12 2021
In the church of the workshop...
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︎ Apr 26 2021
My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.
Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
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︎ Mar 26 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?
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︎ May 11 2021
When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...
That's called A-pasta-cy
I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why did the melon have a church wedding?
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︎ May 06 2021
A Higgs Boson walks into a church
The pastor says, βYou canβt be in here!β
The Higgs Boson replies, βWell without me you canβt have mass.β
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...
...guess you could call me a serial sinner
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A kitten with a lisp goes to a different church every week.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Did you hear about the guy that went streaking through the church?
They caught him by the organ.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?
The deceased was an organ donor.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
How do you get your child excited to go to church?
Tell them they are going to the prayground
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What happens to someone who farts in church?
They have to sit in their own pew.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
How many people showed up to the church yesterday?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.
He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Church mice
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What does a phaser sound like in church?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Barack Obama at our local church making continual βDing Dongβ noises.
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
When Jedi go to churchβ¦
Do they sit in pew pew pews?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Making church offerings is dangerous for your wallet
Paying tithing just decimates your income
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
The only people to show up to my friendβs funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?
A: Because he was a blast-femur.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Why canβt skeletons play church music?
They donβt have any organs.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What's the modern way to donate to the church?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Church near my house
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I donβt go to church muchβ¦
But I do drink religiously...
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What church do Palpatine and Vader go to?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
A mathematician walks into a church to confess
He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Did you hear about the church musician who died suddenly?
Turns out it was organ failure.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call Batman that skips church?
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call it when batman skips church?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
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