The power of Christ gives strength to this church's pun game.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/classickev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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There was a naked man running around the church

The police caught him by the organ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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So I went to church and looked around for people

Apparently there's nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiBrian2K18
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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When the church relocated ...

it had an organ transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtosThunder
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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In the church of the workshop...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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My wife played Jesus in the Easter play at church.

Some of the more traditional members were uncomfortable with her cross-dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniLim413
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...

It's pastor bedtime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trigrex
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call it when a sister of the church is speaking gibberish?

Nun-sense!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Jalster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What type of fruit Must get married in a Church?

A Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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When you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

That's called A-pasta-cy

I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidkDavid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why did the melon have a church wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andromorr
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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A Higgs Boson walks into a church

The pastor says, β€œYou can’t be in here!” The Higgs Boson replies, β€œWell without me you can’t have mass.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superuglypotate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Just found out im still a part of the catholic church even though ive been an atheist for years...

...guess you could call me a serial sinner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laferrarik
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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A kitten with a lisp goes to a different church every week.

He's a roamin' Cat'lic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Did you hear about the guy that went streaking through the church?

They caught him by the organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fungeoneer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Why was the church song leader so happy when a member of her congregation was killed in a car accident?

The deceased was an organ donor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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How do you get your child excited to go to church?

Tell them they are going to the prayground

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tygerhavvk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I got into a fight with my brother on the way to church today because he was positive that Jesus was an Intel processor guy....

When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yltercesksumnolE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What happens to someone who farts in church?

They have to sit in their own pew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthLukas71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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How many people showed up to the church yesterday?

Nun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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First time my dad took me to church I noticed there was a lady disrobing dolls and putting the clothes on a small cross. I asked my dad what she was doing.

He said "Oh that's just a cross dresser..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodWillPower
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Church mice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaStranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What does a phaser sound like in church?

Pew Pew Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Barack Obama at our local church making continual β€˜Ding Dong’ noises.

I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Why did the two melons have a church wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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When Jedi go to church…

Do they sit in pew pew pews?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."

The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What did the Italian immigrant say to the priest after he gave him a sanctuary at the church?

Sanctuary much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeehole420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Making church offerings is dangerous for your wallet

Paying tithing just decimates your income

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?

He was really dis-organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...

You should go there if you seek pennants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.

Thots and prayers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgorbg
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Q: Why was the church happy when the man lost his leg in an explosion?

A: Because he was a blast-femur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ensgdt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why can’t skeletons play church music?

They don’t have any organs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormallyWierd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Church near my house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyMayo1429
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I don’t go to church much…

But I do drink religiously...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What church do Palpatine and Vader go to?

The Sith-steen chapel

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A mathematician walks into a church to confess

He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarvius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you hear about the church musician who died suddenly?

Turns out it was organ failure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoCat100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call Batman that skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What do you call it when batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cabeelibob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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What's it called when Batman skips out on Church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arr_jay816
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What is it called when batman doesn't goto church ?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronSPlDER
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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