8 Hilarious Communion Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why are they called communion wafers instead of corpus crispy

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👤︎ u/snuzet

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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Why couldn’t they serve communion wafers at the wedding reception?

It was a no host bar.

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👤︎ u/sparklingbeatnik

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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What is another name for Holy Communion Wafers?

Jeez-its

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👤︎ u/Neutral_Neutrality

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Did you hear about the nun who got into trouble for drinking communion wine from her convent's medieval goblet?

No, but it serves her rite.

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👤︎ u/Udzu

📅︎ Aug 27 2018

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As a youngster, I used to spend a lot of time dressed as a choir boy helping the local Vicar prepare the communion table.

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👤︎ u/sub273

📅︎ Mar 07 2018

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Communion Express

So during Communion at church today, one line was moving faster that the other to get the host to eat. My dad walked into that line. When we were both back in our seats i said, "Took the express lane huh?" which he responds with, "Yeah, 10 sins or less"

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👤︎ u/xDivineWarfare

📅︎ Apr 14 2014

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What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?

Holy Smokes!

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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If my son became a priest.........

Would I call him "Father"?

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👤︎ u/mightypaper

📅︎ Mar 05 2017

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