The rabbit says “I think I’m a typo”.
walks into a bicycle repair shop and says "Excuse me do you know where I can find a pedal file?"
'cause he Fooled Around and Fell in Lava
What we have, here, is a failure to excommunicate.
Never once did he move diagonally.
Now British women are finally free to move diagonally.
Because if they were, they would bi-shoppin
My wife says "the bishop was sitting only a few seats away from me at the ceremony today!"
So I asked her, "were you sitting diagonally from him?"
She says "no?"
So I tell her, "then I don't think you were in any danger."
The bartender said “what, is this some kind of a joke?”
I guess he can only move diagonally
(Courtesy of my dad while watching the Dallas Stars game)
Just another case of long time, no see.
HOLY SHEET!!!
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
A Bishop
Goes up to a Londoner to ask for directions.
Tourist: Excuse me, do you know Bishops Walk?
Londoner: Why yes, it is good for them.
Some monks set up a cart and began selling flowers for funerals in front of an Irish Catholic church. The bishop was displeased as selling funeral arrangements was a source of revenue for the church so he hired his very large friend Hugh McWIlliams to chase them away. For weeks Hugh stood guard and the monks didn't return until the bishop decided that the matter was resolved and relieved Hugh of his duty. The very next day the monks returned with their cart of flowers and it was at this point the bishop realized: only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
