A list of puns related to "Communion"
It was a no host bar.
Jeez-its
No, but it serves her rite.
So during Communion at church today, one line was moving faster that the other to get the host to eat. My dad walked into that line. When we were both back in our seats i said, "Took the express lane huh?" which he responds with, "Yeah, 10 sins or less"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whoβs best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together. The priest begins: βWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.β
βI found a bear by the stream,β says the minister, βand preached Godβs holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.β
They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. βLooking back,β he says, βmaybe I shouldnβt have started with the circumcision.β
Holy Smokes!
Would I call him "Father"?
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