It was a Year of Living Mangerously.
Did You Know…
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic Churches than casinos. Not surprisingly some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings. The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed In.
This is done by the chip monks.
But I got nun
Because they go “pew pew pew”.
Because they are in sects.
The no-bell prize.
It's called godzillow
Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.
They followed the guidance religiously.
He’s an organ donor
But I think they are all about the prophets
Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew
Benches in synagogues are pewish
Pews
One of them is lying
All they do is talk about Jesus, you think they would be for-prophet.
They have a lot of mass.
Because they cantaloupe!
Quiet choir acquire attire.
Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.
...the bugs are all in sects.
Because you can't take the Lord's name in Spain.
Pew
(got this from my dad, in a chain email no less.)
Do Las Vegas churches accept gambling chips?
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas , but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.
Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.
The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.
This is done by the chip monks!
