Son of a Son of a Sailor, survivor Round 5

With 32.61% of 92 votes, "Livingston Saturday Night" is our next song out.

Fifteen may get you twenty, but that's all right? Yikes. Well, it's a product of another time, and beyond that the song's nothing but fun.

Either way, it's gone now, and the choices are continuing to get difficult. Once you've made yours, vote here for Round 5: https://strawpoll.com/4zf71zcy

SONGS IN

  • Son of a Son of a Sailor

  • Cheeseburger in Paradise

  • Coast of Marseilles

  • Cowboy in the Jungle

  • MaΓ±ana

SONGS OUT

  • Fool Button

  • The Last Line

  • African Friend

  • Livingston Saturday Night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_ChimRichalds
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Thrifted this nautical romper ($1) For my son This week, and had to get a picture with his great grandpa, a Navy sailor (Also, can anyone help me with this auto-capitalization?)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tealolly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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The young son of a volunteer killed fighting NSW bushfires receives a medal for his father's bravery during an emotional funeral service.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParkwayDrove
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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TIL of Patricia Stallings who allegedly poisoned her son with antifreeze and the child died. She had another baby in prison that went to Foster care. The baby had identical symptoms of poisoning however it was determined that both children actually had a genetic disorder. She was later exonerated. law.umich.edu/special/exo…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Found you, you son of a bitch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry73127
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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My Mother once called me a son of a B**ch

So I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, and then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then she hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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BREAKING: New Game of Thrones spinoff. This is Eddard Targaryen, son of Aegon, and he ain't a fookin kneeler. He's coming south to take back what's rightfully his, the Iron Wheelchair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garetit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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Today is the first day of Congenital Heart Defect Awareness Week. It is also the 7th anniversary of my son’s open heart surgery. We were told he had a 20% chance of survival. He just joined his elementary school’s soccer team.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Meet Andrew Giuliani – Donald Trump’s golf pro in residence. Son of president’s personal lawyer earns over $90,000 a year in the White House. irishtimes.com/sport/golf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stkmro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Eintracht Frankfurt’s ultras unveil a banner in the Nordwestkurve, which reads β€œDietmar Hopp, you son of a...”, hold on for a few moments, and the unveil the full text: β€œ...mother! :-)” twitter.com/ftamsut/statu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BastianMobile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My son got sent to the guidance counselors office, again, today for having "disturbing drawings" (which were commissions for a horror podcast) so I made him a certificate and got gussied up for a presentation ceremony "for years of distressing guidance counselors".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deekaph
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I wish I could give you gold, so take this instead πŸ…. I’m sorry. I can’t afford gold. I can’t afford silver. I can’t afford food. Just yesterday I had to leave home to bury my starving son, Ivan. He got the easy way out, the rest weren’t so lucky. Oh god... I can hear the screams of a man outside o

Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peleg462
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Nice gesture by Blues GM Doug Armstrong offering to fly Joel Edmundson’s parents, Bob and Lois, to St. Louis from Manitoba for tomorrow night’s game. They’ll get to see their son receive his Stanley Cup ring on the Blues’ dime. Very respectful of a mom/dad who supported the club. twitter.com/jprutherford/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/STLBooze3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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β€œWhat is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms, or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.” (Spoilers Extended)

This line moves me more than any other in ASOIAF. What are some of the other poignant lines?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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A Fort Collins woman is wanted for arrest on suspicion of perjury after lying on her red flag petition against the police officer who killed her son. denverpost.com/2020/01/30…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigred2989-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I said…

"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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A father and son are walking through their garden and stops in front of a tree

Father: "For 18 years i've watched you grow up to be a great young adult, you have your whole life ahead of you. I'm so proud of Yew."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A mother listens to her deceased son's heartbeat in the chest of the woman he donated it to.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gurudeep47
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What's the difference between Batman and the son of a single mother?

The difference is apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Drew my son's D&D character, Gaelador of FΓ€rthdale, a level 1 fighter (5th ed. Starter Set.) imgur.com/a6KVKUq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriswrightmusic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Son of a bitch I'm in
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mijuzz7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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[Pelissero] LSU tight end Thaddeus Moss’ physical at the combine revealed a Jones fracture in his right foot and he will have surgery, sources tell me and @RapSheet. The son of hall of fame WR Randy Moss should be healthy in plenty of time for his rookie year. twitter.com/tompelissero/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamedJewel58
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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You Don’t Know Bernie. | Bernie Sanders β€” the guy who admits he can be grumpy and β€œnasty” and a β€œreal son of a bitch,” the guy who’s known for giving the same speech over and over again β€” that guy is trying to win this campaign, maybe his last, by making people feel less alone. buzzfeednews.com/article/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppuli
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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3D ultrasound of my son shortly before birth and a couple days after birth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justminick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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There is no fucking way the Lords of Westeros would pick some emotionless, creepy, Stark kid with no claim to the throne, who tells everyone he’s a fucking bird now over the legitimized son of a former king
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-R33K
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Son of a bitch was able to do the impossible v.redd.it/jhlv6j7c4da41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnusualBears
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I bought a plumbing snake to take care of our clogged shower. My wife was recording while my son β€œhelped” me. (Sound on) v.redd.it/nz9qtn9pfn941
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassthumb32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My 6’7 son and his 2 yr old daughter going to breakfast a few years ago. She was so proud of her ballerina outfit and wore it a lot. It was fun to watch him get her all dressed up. He had her when he was 16 yrs old and tries his hardest to see her happy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queensta306
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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When a Narcissist in Chief Meets a Global Pandemic. Donald Trump put his son-in-law Jared Kushner and xenophobic advisor Stephen Miller in charge of his coronavirus responseβ€”no wonder things are such a disaster. gq.com/story/trump-narcis…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SatanShooter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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TIL That Harry Houdini and Arthur Conan Doyle were friends for many years, but grew apart due to a bitter feud over spiritualism. Doyle believed fervently in life after death due to the passing of his son, but when Houdini started a public campaign to expose fake mediums, they broke up. theguardian.com/stage/201…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tokyono
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Being a temporary stay at home dad is different for me, but I took advantage of my son sleeping this morning and did spring cleaning in my garage shop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrathchild616
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Neymar Sr: "You may say, 'Damn, I'm treating my son like a business.' Well, of course. Up to a certain point, Neymar is my son, but from the moment he leaves home, he becomes my business." syndication.bleacherrepor…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_studge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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AITA for not wanting to be in the life of my son who I had with a hookup?

K I’m a 21 year old dude and I’m in college. Last year I made the huge mistake of getting a girl from a party pregnant. This led to loads of issues. I told her from the beginning that I don’t have interest in being in the kids life because I didn’t intend on having a child and I have other goals and responsibilities in my life. I gave the mom full parental custody. My kids mother has consistently been hounding me and telling me that I’m wrong and a bad father, etc. I support financially because I have to. Other than that, it doesn’t affect me. For me it’s one of those situations I would take back in an instant, but I can’t. It already affects me with dating when girls find out that I have a kid. AITA for not wanting to be in my kids life?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Throwaway299991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Senate GOP ramps up their investigation of Joe Biden. Whether Joe Biden’s son raking in millions from Ukrainian oil plutocrats is fair game or not, the GOP is doing it. Biden is a walking general election disaster.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinmrr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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General election news - live: Labour cut Tory lead in several polls as Boris Johnson denounced by London Bridge victim's father for 'vile propaganda'. The father of victim Jack Merritt shared a post calling the PM’s response β€œbeyond disgusting” and pleaded: β€œDon’t use my son’s death.” independent.co.uk/news/uk…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldFashionedJizz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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This guy messaged an account for a server I moderate, claiming and INSISTING we promised him a drawing of his OC as a son to a canon character from the show My Little Pony. He clearly got the wrong page, but wouldn’t accept no for an answer lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepperTheRealMVP
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My friend just bought her son a 2009 MacBook, he’s 14 and I told him to appreciate this beautiful piece of history.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alxmartin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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In The Averngers Age of Ultron, Hawkeye gives his newly born son a middle name of Pietro, after Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver) who gave his life for Clint's in the movie. imgur.com/LYmzluQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McFrizzy13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Every Sunday my wife, son, and I walk to breakfast and pick up trash on our route. Since June, we picked up over 15,000 cigarette butts amongst the rest of the trash. My son earns allowance towards Legos for the amount of trash picked. I need a better time lapse setting. Sorry. v.redd.it/y31p9qu7yrb41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_guru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Friend: Want to go to the Bernie really? Me: You son of a bitch, I'm in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessicalsteen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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AITA my dad wants to gift my son a huge sum of money and not my stepdaughter and I haven’t argued it?

My son is 14 years old, my stepdaughter is 6. I’ve been married to her mom for 3 years.

My dad and my son have always had a special bond. They are both very quiet introverted characters and I’m nothing like them. In some ways, I think my dad is a better father to my son than I am- where I pushed my kid into sports, my dad took him to the theatre, where I tried to get him into cars, my dad took him on cycling routes down by the coast. When I say the two are two peas in a pod, I mean it. I was young when I had my boy so I made plenty mistakes that my dad helped soothe over.

When I met my wife she wanted to move to Chicago to be closer to her family, so we moved. My son wanted to stay behind with gramps so he did. I see him very often still, and he’s happy so I’m happy.

My dad recently had an investment make a huge profit, so he gifted my wife and I a house but he has also bought my son a place for the future AND wants to pay off his entire college education.

I am stupid humbled by his kindness because we are not rich at all. My wife was so amazed by his kindness too because we were worried about the housing market. However I can’t help but be a little sad for my stepdaughter. She deserves an easy college life and a house paid off for too but how fucking entitled will it sound to ask my dad to dig into pockets for a child he doesn’t even know or live near?

Im in two minds- 1) we’ll be able to afford college for my stepdaughter especially if we have no mortgage to pay, but I’ll never be able to help her with a house unless I get a better job. I know I’m thinking many years into the future but I am worrying about it.

Am I the asshole for not asking my dad β€˜what about stepdaughter?’ Do I leave it be or bite the bullet and thank him for his generosity but tell him it’s unfair to both kids if only 1 benefits and 1 doesn’t?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanbbqaintit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I'd just like to take a moment to appreciate that LucasFilm felt they needed to address even the joke criticisms of TROS with Palpatine getting busy, by now retconning his son to be a mutant clone nme.com/news/film/star-wa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KYLO733
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Sergeant Major Daniel Joseph Daly, who led his troops into a daring charge against the Germans at the battle of Belleau Wood (1918) and is said to have yelled "Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?!" to his men as they charged the Germans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prossnip42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Andrea Horwath son "raps" about getting away with a DUI because of his mom. Embarrassing Hamilton youtu.be/ejT22bDEdtI
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