The right way of flirting
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
Best way to keep track of epic times!
Best way to annoy Lady Gaga?
Easiest way to flush them out
My friend: Did you heard about the Italian man who died recently, he pasta way
Me: Thats very sad. Venice the funeral?
(Please excuse my poor english as it is not my first language)
Edit: I am not a dad, I am a 15 year old teen
Edit 2: Thank you u/Mnt2bdaddy for the wholesome award.
My wife said she saw a deer on the way to work today.
I said, that can't be true, deer don't work.
Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.
They just couldn't bear him anymore.
The way thou maketh me feel.
There's a lot of different ways to depict Jesus, but I always think of him up on the cross
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
How do shellfish find their way home?
There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....
I got lost on my way to the store because I was...
What's the best way to spy on Africa?
There's way more cool stuff
I don’t know what way I should prepare my eggs for breakfast this morning.
I am having an eggsistential crisis, here.
I wrote an essay in highschool about lottery winners who ended up losing. Apparently I thought this was way funnier than it is.
I built a catapult that can send a human from the USA all the way to Africa
What country you end up in depends on the Angola approach
What's one way to describe a pessimist?
What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?
Best way to get Pikachu on the bus?
He's gonna reach there one way or an otter
Not my joke in any way but thought people might like it.
Video games are an ex-seal-lent way to "seal" some seally puns!
The best way to get in touch with your long lost relatives....
....is to win the lottery.
A high school girl was on her way home from a party, got knockout drunk, and shat on herself and all over her friends.
She was a real party pooper
Did you hear about the lettuce farmer who was murdered on his way to the farmers' market?
They found his romaines at the scene of the crime.
My x wife hated the way I organized everything
Hopefully my y wife won’t be my last.
Which way did the programmer go?
On the way to work I saw a fireman.
So I called the fire department, man.
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I think i spent way too much on this table
It is just not a foldable.
What’s the coolest way to die?
On the way to work I saw a man walking his dogs...
At first he took one step and then stopped. Then he took three steps and then stopped. He kept increasing his steps this way along the sidewalk when I thought to myself, “That’s an odd way of walking.”
I wouldn’t say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
I like the way earth rotates.
Best way to contact a dead Italian.....
I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
On the way to the therapist, I told my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”
She said, “Yeah.”
I said, “I knew it!”
Scientists have discovered a way to walk through walls....
What's the best way to get on your feet?
Me and my Dad were in a car on our way to go hunting and saw a sign....
It said bear left, so we went home.
I heard Ian McKellan, Ian McDiarmid, and Ian Holm are teaming up to defend the Milky Way.
They’re calling themselves the Guard-Ians of the Galaxy.
What's the modern way to donate to the church?
Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?
I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!
My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”
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