Dodge Ram
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
`It was his weather vein.
"In the River!..."
They beat me to IT.
I was hit by a meaty-ore.
That must be the "Runner's high" I've heard so much about. Didn't seem like anything special to me.
since he was already Barry fast.
^(sighs)
My dad however, is very proud of me.
The officer asks “Are you sure you know where you’re going?”
Drac: “O, positive!”
What an ex-chitin time we live in
You get bored to death.
He said "sir,do you realise this is a one way street?"
I said "but officer, I was only going one way."
I know what they were building....friendship.
It was an enLIGHTNING experience
I was sitting at lunch with a friend and my dad. The waiter had just finished going over the specials and taking our drink orders and was about to walk away when he says, "Oh, my names Kevin by the way". Something clicks in my fathers head and a grin spreads across his face. He turns to the waiter, and says, "I like your last name". Awkward pause as no one understands whats going on. Still grinning, he says, " By the way. Kevin By the Way". I groaned. The waiter made a confused exit.
I just started an internship at a newspaper in May and I haven't met many people, yet. The other day this woman talked to me and at the end of it she says, "My name is Joanne, by the way." And without hesitation, I reply, "That's an interesting last name." Needless to say, she didn't understand and I just looked completely stupid. I will not make friends fast here.
Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
Just telling family about Antarctica's area code.
Step-dad: Oh wow, that's so cool... get it?
No one survived.
