They go under-cover
He ogre-dosed
Nothing they just wave
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
They are ilRELLISHvant
Nothing they are polar opposite
Lack-dose intolerant.
Ten-Ish
An Ogre dose.
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
(Son wanting to be amused while I'm writing around with a terrible case of flu.)
Me: "I'm sorry, buddy. I'm dying here." Son: "If you die, who will tell me stupid jokes?" Me: "I'll come back from the grave to torture you with stupid dad jokes." Son: "Like a zombie?" Me: "Like the pun-dead."
Doctors have put him in a medically induced korma
Dad: Is it okay if I borrow your bathroom?
Grandfather: You can. But I'm pretty sure it won't fit in this car.
Tell them, "Don't worry it's only in your head."
Rover-dose
She smiled, blushed a little and asked, "Why? Because I have so many layers to my personality!?"
"No."
"Oh, OK, something stupid like, you'll cry when you slice me up?!"
"Nope."
"OK! OK! You'd prefer it if I was battered?!"
"Nah."
"You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be a bit overpowering?!"
"No, no and no!"
Exasperated, she shrieked, "Oh, all right then, why?!"
"You smell like an onion!"
Me: Wtf why?
Dad: I cut myself pretty bad.
Me: What does the dildo have to do with anything?
Dad: I need a dose of penis ceilin'
(Actual)
But I think they're a good DOSE of fun.
My gran fell asleep whilst eating piri piri chicken...
...she had a cheeky nan dose!
W - "Can you get my dose?"
Me - holds up two fingers "Dos? Si."
W - "No, dose. Medicine."
Me - "NoDoz? I think you need all the rest you can get."
W - "Just move. I'll get it."
10ish
You have a rover-dose!
