Decorated for Christmas with puns and tiny hats reddit.com/gallery/kkha7r
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Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modsareawesome
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Need help with puns.

So I have an english speaking DnD group and it’s not my native language so I have a hard time coming up with creative puns.

Next month we will have an adventure where they will all be turned into sushi’s. Do you have any puns for Paladin sushi’s or wizard sushi’s or any other class BUT that person is also a sushi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertCutter
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Chocolab chocolates with puns v.redd.it/rfky4o128fb41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/veronique27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I’m abscess’d with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shlyford
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Need help with puns for 'Umana'. Thanks πŸ™πŸ½

Where are umana-s? πŸ˜…

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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
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Any able to help come up with puns the include β€œprice”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knord1308
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Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4viator
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Rotten tomatoes hitting us with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambalbali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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trigging post with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/French-dudev2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Help with puns on biblical figures

I'm performing a comedy and I have an improv bit where I call someone a goofy name. It needs to be a pun on something in Judeo-Christian cannon, bonus points if it's about the angel michael. I.e. Michael Sword-an or Joan of Snark... something like that. Yall got suggestions???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tesla_pasta
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Interesting caption (with pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvsnz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsyphilitis
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Anderson Cooper inundates us with puns and giggles. youtube.com/watch?v=-MumI…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jchazu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2012
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r/memes never disappoints with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaBoiEich
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabuTheBunny
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Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
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R/memes is filled with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billyb0bj03
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Local punster attempts motivating significant other with puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Help with puns including bartending, coctails and alcohol in general!

Hey guys: Like the tittle says I'm looking for puns that involve bartending etc. The shorter the better. I'm an aspiring bartender myself and the only stuff I could think was something to the effect of "Raising the bar" but nothing concrete sofar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyTheDownsTigr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Some say I'm good with puns..

Others just call me a Pundit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hysnbrg4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Help with pun involving the name Piper?

Need help, can't come up with anything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlock4353
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Wikipedia doesn't have a beef with puns. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wik…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthmonks
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Need help coming up with pun names for some services

I'm coming up with "punny names" for 3 different services. Yard work, Babysitting, and dogwalking. So far, all I have is "Patty O's lawn mowing service"

I need two of each. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordberric
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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Please help me with Puns related to Russian Leaders (and Roller Derby)

I am working on a set of signs for a roller derby bout. the team theme is russian army and I am trying to make propaganda like signs for each of the big russian leaders from the past.

I have:

Quit Stalin, Bring on the Derby

Putin on the Hits

Looking for some for:

-Vladimir Lenin

-Leonid Brezhnev

-Nikita Khrushchev

-Mikhail Gorbachev

Anyone got anything?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimdier
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Peppering them with puns

My coworker and I were talking about which spices we liked. He told me that his daughter liked pepper, and he didn't know where she got that from.

"I'm guessing she went to the store and bought it; that's where I get mine." He glared at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoryWOaPoint
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Have you ever wanted to play Photoshop battles? But with puns instead?? Well look no further!!...

...fundarnmental_ePuns are here. (https://www.reddit.com/r/Fundarnmental_ePuns/) Now you can submit all the willy wittiest photos wordplay for all the world to see!!

This looked like a good place to x-link this, hope I don't get punished for it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lss
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyDogPants
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While at a restaurant, the waitress was totally flirting with me with my wife present. After she walked away, my wife said β€œShe obviously has COVID!” β€œWhy would you think that?” I asked.

β€œBecause she has no taste.”

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My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she leave me ?

Find out next week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner

Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.

Sisters kids: Who? WHO?

Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other

Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad Me: I'm a faux pas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I think my wife is covering my rifle collection with glue.

She's denying it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys

When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_obnoxious
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use β€œWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβ€˜s for the kind words and awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jruff84
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I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo

It was great. She’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why are 0 and 1 the only numbers with genders?

All the others are non-binary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheble003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I need help with puns on the name 'Ramya'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kannans243
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Guy annoys coworkers with puns
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