I saw another coworker using the mayonnaise with my name on it from the fridge in the break room.
I said to him, βWhat the Hellman?β
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Help me with a name!!!
Hi guys! Iβm opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). Thereβs 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Anne-other pun with a name.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Did you know that Atticus Finch was born with a different name?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Anyone with the last name Boyce has a social responsibility to name their son Ferdinand
Come on, itβs Ferda Boyce
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Donβt know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didnβt get it(third line)
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down
Iβm gonna call it a night
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.
But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
When you meet someone with the same name as you!
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...
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︎ Oct 12 2020
The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Name something that begins with the letter P that you arenβt good at?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?
Power-Point.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?
I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.
The first is pulled out and the guy says βC eh?β
The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says βN eh?β
The last letter is pulled out and the guy says βD eh?β
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
There was a girl I work with named Novalee, and one day I asked her how her name was spelled.
She looked at me and said, βGuess.β I responded with, βWow! Thatβs NOTHING like how itβs spelled!β And from that moment on I would only call her Guess.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.
Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."
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︎ Jul 19 2020
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?β Smiling, I replied, βTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, βWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?β
I explained, βBecause...heβs my newt!"
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Can you guys come up with a pun using my crushβs name?
Her name is Amelia can you guys help me out?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How did the Canadianβs come up with the name βCanadaβ?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said βC, eh?β
A second person said βN, eh?β
A third person said βD, eh?β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
What is a superhero name given to someone who never misses with a chalk?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
HELP! A random car was left outside of my house with my name on it!
I've caught the car owner virus !
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes.
Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! π
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Iβm doing a run of PokΓ©mon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Hereβs what Iβve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Help me make a good pun with either the name danielle or Penelope
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?
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︎ May 13 2020
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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I need help coming up puns with the name Fiona
All I can think of/find is shrek jokes and "The owner/Fiona" puns. It would be great if you guys can help.
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I need help with puns on the name 'Ramya'
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