I saw another coworker using the mayonnaise with my name on it from the fridge in the break room.

I said to him, β€œWhat the Hellman?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Help me with a name!!!

Hi guys! I’m opening and Etsy shop with my sisters selling stickers (for all ages). There’s 3 of us, we live on the south shore, Massachusetts by the beach. Looking for a punny name!!! Help me out :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cwinnett33
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Anne-other pun with a name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarlett486
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...

When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peppapig34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Did you know that Atticus Finch was born with a different name?

Subtracticus Finch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Anyone with the last name Boyce has a social responsibility to name their son Ferdinand

Come on, it’s Ferda Boyce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stewbacca18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Don’t know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didn’t get it(third line)
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down

I’m gonna call it a night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.

But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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When you meet someone with the same name as you!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?

What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modsareawesome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.

I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillbecomehokage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Vin Diesel should commission a heraldic crest under his first name, a pair of snakes intertwined with fangs bared...

Vin's Shield: Vipers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ranzear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.

Bernie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefan715
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I once saw two men quarreling because both claimed that his family name is Fuck and the other is lying. After seeing their IDs, I found out that only one man was telling the truth, the one with the first name What.

What, the actual Fuck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?

Pharaoh Rocher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Name something that begins with the letter P that you aren’t good at?

Spelling. (sic)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?

Power-Point. . . . . πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerdguy65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?

I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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Want to know how the founders of Canada came up with the name?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and a guy pulled them out one by one.

The first is pulled out and the guy says β€œC eh?” The second is pulled out of the hat and the guy says β€œN eh?” The last letter is pulled out and the guy says β€œD eh?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eric997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.

So he is called Json

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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There was a girl I work with named Novalee, and one day I asked her how her name was spelled.

She looked at me and said, β€œGuess.” I responded with, β€œWow! That’s NOTHING like how it’s spelled!” And from that moment on I would only call her Guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4viator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, β€œTiny!" My kid laughed and asked, β€œWhat an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”

I explained, β€œBecause...he’s my newt!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Can you guys come up with a pun using my crush’s name?

Her name is Amelia can you guys help me out?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noib79815
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How did the Canadian’s come up with the name β€œCanada”?

There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain. One person said β€œC, eh?” A second person said β€œN, eh?” A third person said β€œD, eh?”

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What is a superhero name given to someone who never misses with a chalk?

Chawkeye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_federation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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HELP! A random car was left outside of my house with my name on it!

I've caught the car owner virus !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barderz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What was the rap name of the Jewish guy with a fear of public speaking?

Skittish Yiddish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgjbl216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I’m doing a run of PokΓ©mon: SoulSilver where I name everybody after musical artist puns. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far- pretty catchy, huh?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TristAndShout
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Help me make a good pun with either the name danielle or Penelope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintsizedpeep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Does anyone remember the name of that Italian dessert with espresso poured over gelato?

Because affogato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/witz33
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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I need help coming up puns with the name Fiona

All I can think of/find is shrek jokes and "The owner/Fiona" puns. It would be great if you guys can help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChungGordon11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I need help with puns on the name 'Ramya'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kannans243
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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