I just don't know how she got into my house.
......what a great cast!!
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
Popcorn
His name is 80-HD.
Oh sorry, “SPOILERS A HEAD”
‘2022’.
It was the Best Western I’ve ever seen.
Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it
I told him it was a prisoner who couldn’t hear 😂
She said "What did you think?"
I replied "Best movie I have seen all year!"
Dad: I stopped it early because it was too gourdy for me.
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
What can I say, I’m a hopeless romaintic
It was a twist ending.
Every morning they would tell me to get Up
Let me tell you keeping track of a kilo of Pascals is a lot of pressure
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.
Its about a beautiful woman who falls in love with the town baker. Its called 'Beauty and the Yeast'
My opinion, it's about fucking time
An i-opener.
My expectations are already solo.
...it had a certain Juno se qua
He says: "so they made a sequel to this called in search of linguini"
"..."
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
You don’t. He’ll call you.
Me: There's this movie called The Eagle Huntress
Dad: Isn't that illegal?
Me: Well it's set in Kazakhstan. I think it's legal there.
Dad: No, it's definitely Ill-Eagle
Rogue Juan
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
...apparently the shit hit the fan.
...they should be advertising it as an Arrr-rated movie.
'Cause you know, pirates yell that from time to time... I'll show myself out, thanks.
It's called Inglourious Basteds
He was in the cast.
