A classic Christmas movie
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๏ธ Dec 31 2020
Have you seen the new movie โConstipationโ? No?
Thatโs because it hasnโt come out yet
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๏ธ Jan 14 2021
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch โGaslightโ
I told her โwe already watched that together, donโt you remember?โ
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๏ธ Sep 14 2020
This movie rules
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๏ธ Dec 28 2020
An uplifting movie about an escalator
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๏ธ Nov 29 2020
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
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๏ธ Oct 15 2020
Good movie though
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๏ธ Dec 24 2020
I saw a great movie about databases.
I canโt wait for the SQL.
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๏ธ Nov 25 2020
Has anyone seen the new movie thatโs playing in all the theaters?
Itโs called โCLOSEDโ.
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๏ธ Dec 31 2020
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
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๏ธ Nov 29 2020
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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๏ธ Jan 14 2021
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didnโt feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. โAre you sneaking outside food into the theater?โ
The horse said โnay.โ
The pig squealed.
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๏ธ Jan 14 2021
It IS a Christmas movie, dammit.
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๏ธ Dec 22 2020
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
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๏ธ Jan 07 2021
Iโm making a movie called constipation
I canโt wait till it comes out
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๏ธ Nov 30 2020
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
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๏ธ Jan 02 2021
Kind of a slow movie.
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๏ธ Nov 23 2020
My movie script went through a big change
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๏ธ Dec 24 2020
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
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๏ธ Oct 25 2020
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
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๏ธ Nov 20 2020
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
Itโs called The Greatest Snowman.
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๏ธ Dec 13 2020
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
Itโs suppose to be a romance but donโt be surprised if thereโs some Fowl play.
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๏ธ Dec 09 2020
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, โI have toupeรฉ.โ
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๏ธ Dec 14 2020
If you watch a movie about ducks...
Is it called a duckumentary?
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๏ธ Dec 02 2020
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
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๏ธ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a German racing movie?
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๏ธ Nov 09 2020
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
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๏ธ Nov 22 2020
Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?
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๏ธ Nov 15 2020
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be โThe Curious Case of Benjamin Buttonโ.
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๏ธ Nov 27 2020
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
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๏ธ Dec 08 2020
This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
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๏ธ Sep 11 2020
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
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๏ธ Dec 05 2020
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
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๏ธ Dec 04 2020
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
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๏ธ Nov 15 2020
Joke from my great uncle: You know that movie "Constipation" that was supposed to come out this year?
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๏ธ Nov 30 2020
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
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๏ธ Nov 14 2020
If Tetris was a movie
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๏ธ Sep 25 2020
What do you call the protagonist of a dog mafia movie?
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๏ธ Nov 27 2020
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
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๏ธ Nov 05 2020
I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission.
He said he liked wearing his wifeโs shoes when she wasnโt home.
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๏ธ Sep 14 2020
I liked the Frozen movie ending...
It was warm and well thawed out.
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๏ธ Sep 29 2020
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie โThe Firmโ is the sequel to Die Hard?
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๏ธ Nov 19 2020
A James Bond movie from 1979
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๏ธ Aug 30 2020
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
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๏ธ Oct 17 2020
You probably havenโt heard of that new movie, "Constipation"
It hasnโt come out yet.
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๏ธ Oct 30 2020
I saw a great movie about databases today.
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๏ธ Nov 19 2020
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