A classic Christmas movie
Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet
My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch “Gaslight”
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
An uplifting movie about an escalator
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
I saw a great movie about databases.
I can’t wait for the SQL.
Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. “Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?”
The horse said “nay.”
The pig squealed.
It IS a Christmas movie, dammit.
Why doesn't a schizophrenic get scared on watching a horror movie?
He knows that he is not alone.
I’m making a movie called constipation
I can’t wait till it comes out
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
My movie script went through a big change
Christopher Nolan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey decide to make a movie together
Nolan says he will direct.
DiCaprio says he will act.
And McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write"
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
If you watch a movie about ducks...
Is it called a duckumentary?
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
What do you call a German racing movie?
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
This is a movie I would legitimately watch.
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
If I told you I knew a convoluted joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and that scary clown movie...
Joke from my great uncle: You know that movie "Constipation" that was supposed to come out this year?
Was watching a shark movie, when suddenly it ended unexpectedly
What do you call the protagonist of a dog mafia movie?
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission.
He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home.
I liked the Frozen movie ending...
It was warm and well thawed out.
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
A James Bond movie from 1979
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
You probably haven’t heard of that new movie, "Constipation"
I saw a great movie about databases today.
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