I heard the movie was good though
What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
It’s a take I’m willing to risk.
What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.
Have you ever heard the plot to the movie “Cars”?
An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.
Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.
Guy 2: Witherspoon
Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet
Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?
It's called polka-haunt-us
When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
What’s the movie where the nanny loves to tell dad jokes?
Did you see the movie about constipation?
You didn't?
It's cause it never came out.
What should they have named the third Matrix movie?
So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...
Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?
Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
What's the favorite movie of dead people?
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel
It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.
I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission.
He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home.
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.
He whispered to his date, “I have toupeé.”
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?
My favorite Hollywood movie has to be “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.
Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.
He said he'd never give it to me.
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
What do you call the protagonist of a dog mafia movie?
After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.
Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
Have you seen the movie Enola Holmes?
It's about a girl named Enola, who's name spelled backwards is Alone.
Basically, it's Holmes Alone.
Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie ‘The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?
Have you heard about the new movie, "Constipation"?
It's not coming out any time soon but early critics are giving it shit reviews.
Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety
Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt
Have you guys heard that the hit WW1 movie 1917 is getting a sequel!
They’re gonna call it 1918.
Have you heard about the movie “Constipation?”
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