I heard the movie was good though
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inverter17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?

It’s a take I’m willing to risk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?

My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02C_here
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Have you ever heard the plot to the movie β€œCars”?

SPOILER ALERT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BesottedCoot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.

Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.

Guy 2: Witherspoon

Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macman1604
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?

B+

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Char0626
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Have you seen the new movie β€œConstipation”? No?

That’s because it hasn’t come out yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?

It's called polka-haunt-us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJStruven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.

So I decided to just cut to the chase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megaWatson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?

Elijah Wood

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Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...

...I will not be deterred!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Movie pitch: A pandemic is unleashed by ticks that live on and around the mouths of alpacas. Global chaos ensues as the disease wipes out 99% of humanity.

Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What’s the movie where the nanny loves to tell dad jokes?

You mean Mary Pop-puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/di-_-jb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Did you see the movie about constipation?

You didn't?

It's cause it never came out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ginks_21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What should they have named the third Matrix movie?

Revenge of the Smith

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...

Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters?

It’s called β€œCLOSED”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esus9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What's the favorite movie of dead people?

The Departed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".

She said "I don't understand.....".

I said " UN-PAUSE".

I had to explain it to her...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JJJoyce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission.

He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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A bald man with a hairpiece needed the restroom during a movie.

He whispered to his date, β€œI have toupeΓ©.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,

until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Why was the writer kicked off of the movie set?

He was making a scene!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My favorite Hollywood movie has to be β€œThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button”.

It never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I asked Rick Astley to let me borrow his copy of the movie UP.

He said he'd never give it to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?

Hoosier daddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call the protagonist of a dog mafia movie?

James Caanine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pvtsoab
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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After watching Hubie Halloween I realized that every Adam Sandler movie takes place in the same universe.

Unfortunately, it's the one we live in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteelatgburg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?

At World's End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_arrived_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Have you seen the movie Enola Holmes?

It's about a girl named Enola, who's name spelled backwards is Alone.

Basically, it's Holmes Alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neverhooder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie β€˜The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?

Die Firma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximumfunpriv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Have you heard about the new movie, "Constipation"?

It's not coming out any time soon but early critics are giving it shit reviews.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Heard the 10th Fast and The Furious movie is gonna be about car safety

Working title is called Fast 10: Your Seatbelt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamisNeat69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Have you guys heard that the hit WW1 movie 1917 is getting a sequel!

They’re gonna call it 1918.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LORDOFTHE777
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Have you heard about the movie β€œConstipation?”

It hasn’t come out yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabocha00sama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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