i'm working on puns and wordplays for my inktober. This is handburger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aesewiii
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I once did a theater performance on puns...

It was a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryolithicdd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Just figured I’d announce that I’ll be doing a theatrical performance on puns later this week.

It’s a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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tonight on puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gullebring
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Does this belong on puns, punions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XtraMavrick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I am writing a drama on puns.

It's going to be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doktorstrange7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Update on pun request for Orcas, Opinions needed!

So I’ve been writing a paper about how Seaworld should not be keeping their orcas in captivity. Should the title be:

β€œSeaworld’s Porpoise; Where Happiness Tanks” or β€œThanks, but No Tanks”

Feel free to help me come up with some variation if you don’t like either. (:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutsandhoney
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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This changed my outlook on puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Wingfield Brothers Inc: Degree project. A hypothetical company which make products based on puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerGuy
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I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, β€œYou’re an 8 on a scale of 10.”

I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Found this on r/technicallythetruth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wide-president
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?

Try this on for sighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/llort_tsoper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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As the cop knocked on my door, I just stayed in complete silence. He then knocked again. Determined not to give myself away, I just stayed still.

Cop: "Do you think I am stupid ? I can see you through the window."

Mee: "You are not coming in."

Cop: "I don't want to come in. I want you to step out of your car !!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellebrates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list...

Now I can't read anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I was on a roll when I made this
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Just spent $300 on hiring a limousine and discovered the fee doesn't include a driver.

Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"A TOE TRUCK!!??"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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One day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was a handed a letter and thought to myself..

..this isn't for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Always be aware of your surroundings. Even on your midnight toilet trips.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuggle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I made some ideas into images to put on to phone cases. This is my favourite - Get Off Your High Horse
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are always sick on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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A bald man got a great deal on a wig today - only $1!

It was a small price toupee.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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A burglar broke into my house and I pushed my bookcase on top of him.

It was shelf defense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylejay915
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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They met on line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WankieTankie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I exercise by running up the street and knocking on all the doors....

Jehovah's Fitness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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There was a murder on a train do you know if the suspect was caught?

No, he covered his tracks.

(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyPorkEar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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My wife looked at my son (7) yesterday and told him his shoes were on the wrong feet

Without missing a beat he said "They can't be, these are the only feet I have"

Proud dad moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelprstn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack

I’m not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheifsup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I met a girl on Tinder and we were going to go to the gym on our first date, but she stood me up.

I suppose we aren't gonna work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Such-Fig-3879
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I rely on hotels so much,

I've actually become quite inn-dependent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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How do you get pikachu on a bus?

You poke him on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...

(#1 will shock you!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozzyfilms124
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misfitfricky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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We don’t have any vegetable jokes on this Subreddit yet...

So if you do, lettuce know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Ooh that’s on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumble-bee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Why did they build the university on a mountain?

It was a place of higher learning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I once did a theatrical performance on puns

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I did a theatrical performance on puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/offlebagg1ns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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I once attended a theatrical performance on puns

It was a play on words

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