My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
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︎ May 07 2021
What's one word for flowers that are more that two?
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︎ May 18 2021
Using one word, how do you get Doc Brown into his time machine?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's the most common word that only contains one letter?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Is buttcheeks one word
Or should I split them apart?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What is the Latin word for "one-piece bathing suit"?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
One word of wisdom my father gave me about trading countertops:
Never take quartz for granite.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
During breakfast, my dad said, βLet me sum up 2020 in one word.β
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My teacher asked us to describe our breakfast in one word.
I told her it was surreal
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︎ Dec 17 2020
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
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︎ Dec 02 2018
Thereβs only one word to describe a dogβs terrible day
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︎ Jul 10 2020
One of my favourite words in the English language is βfrequentlyβ.
I try to use it as often as possible.
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︎ May 23 2020
There is one word spelled wrong in the dictionary.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Is buttcheeks one word?
...or do I need to separate themπ
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Is Buttcheeks one word or two?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I have a friend and every time I make a play on words he always makes a better one
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︎ May 09 2020
Guy walks up to the widow at her husband's funeral and says, βMay I just say one word?β
βSure,β she replies.
βPlethora,β the guys says.
The widow says, βThanks. That means a lot.β
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︎ May 15 2020
If I had to describe myself in one word..
It would be "bad at following directions"
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Why is "coronavirus" only one word?
because they don't want to spread it.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
My friend said he couldn't play with us because he had to write a "600 words reflection" so I did one for him
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︎ May 08 2020
3 answers. One word.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
I have no words for this one....
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︎ Aug 10 2019
You can rearrange the letters in βnew doorβ to create one word.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
When one word in a language means something different in another language
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︎ May 30 2019
One word can mean everything.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
Accordion to a recent study, you can replace one word with the name of a musical instrument without anybody noticing.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Is buttcheeks one word...
Or should I spread them apart
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Is "buttcheeks" one word?
Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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︎ Aug 17 2019
So, is the term "buttcheeks" one word..
... or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Is βbuttcheeksβ one word?
Or should I spread them apart
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Is buttcheeks one word...
Or should I spread em apart?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?"
What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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︎ Oct 27 2017
Is buttcheeks spelled as one word?
Or should I spread 'em apart
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︎ Feb 06 2020
My wife screamed "Honey! Have you listened to one word I've said?!?"
I though, what a weird way to start a conversation.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Is butt cheeks one word
Or should I spread them apart?
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Is buttcheeks one word?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Every single dictionary has one word spelled wrong.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
My daughter to me. "Daaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you?"
Me: "What a strange way to start a conversation with me."
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︎ Oct 21 2019
If I had to describe myself with one word itβd have to be...
Bad at following directions
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︎ Oct 08 2019
If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be...
βreally really bad at following directionsβ.
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︎ May 21 2019
My daughter screeched, βdad, you havenβt listed to one word Iβve said, have you!?β What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
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︎ Jun 02 2019
βMy daughter screeched, βDaaaaaad, you havenβt listened to one word Iβve said, have you!?β
What a strange way to start a conversation with me.β
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