"No" he said, "It kills them"
I told him "Nah, that's a door"
The Owl Jizz Era News.
He got pissed off.
My buddy and I were texting a few days ago. He was complaining about the power at his place being out again (relevant, he’s lost power a few times already this winter season). Our exchange went like this:
Him: How about electricity? Wind storm knocked ours out around noon.
Me: No electricity? That’s not shocking.
I couldn’t help myself.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?
Woman: Why should I?
Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW
Woman: What does that even mean?
Crow: Its four a good caws
Bug responds: “I mite be.”
Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”
Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”
Hemorrhoids are an enormous pain in the ass
He got pissed off!
He turned to me and said "You mean insex?"
Watching the Tudors:
Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...
He got pissed off.
He got pissed off
