On the fly Puns

A list of puns related to "On the fly"

Migratory birds can be fascinating. You often see them fly in "V" formation across the sky. On occasion you see that one side is longer than the other. It's a simple scientific explanation really.

There just happens to be more birds on that side.

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👤︎ u/Mrscottib23
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Two flies playing football on saucer. One says to the other.....

I am playing in the cup tommorow.

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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I was in town earlier on looking for some fly killer. I picked up a can and asked the young store assistant "Excuse me, is this any good for wasps?"

"No" he said, "It kills them"

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👤︎ u/PM-MEYOUR-PERKY-NIPS
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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My husband slapped a fly off the door and said 'Not on my watch!'

I told him "Nah, that's a door"

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👤︎ u/YourYam
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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👤︎ u/nutsacktetherball
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.

He got pissed off.

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👤︎ u/Juevolitos
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.

. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,

“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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A dad joke on the fly with my buddy

My buddy and I were texting a few days ago. He was complaining about the power at his place being out again (relevant, he’s lost power a few times already this winter season). Our exchange went like this:

Him: How about electricity? Wind storm knocked ours out around noon.

Me: No electricity? That’s not shocking.

I couldn’t help myself.

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👤︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Convertible pants to shorts really do allow you to change on the fly.
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👤︎ u/Carlbuba
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I asked my skydiving instructor what I should do if my parachute doesn't work. He said when it comes to that, we'll figure it out on the fly.
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👤︎ u/Hank_the_Hand
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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A crow flies up to a woman on the street.

Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?

Woman: Why should I?

Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAW

Woman: What does that even mean?

Crow: Its four a good caws

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👤︎ u/neo-1000
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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👤︎ u/ShayButter420
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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There are two bugs. The fly says to the other one “hey bug on my back... are you a mite?”

Bug responds: “I mite be.”

Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”

Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”

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👤︎ u/Doge_the_dogey
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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I thought of this on the fly.
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👤︎ u/Randyotter
📅︎ Jun 20 2017
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came up with one on the fly

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👤︎ u/tuatramxo5
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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I didnt know what to post, so I had to think of something on the fly
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👤︎ u/dickdemodickmarcinko
📅︎ Nov 02 2016
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Not planed, done on the fly
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👤︎ u/theangrybadger1
📅︎ Apr 21 2015
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What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

He got pissed off!

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👤︎ u/theconnorh
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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Told my dad I saw two flies screwing on the wall

He turned to me and said "You mean insex?"

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👤︎ u/Happymacz
📅︎ Oct 09 2015
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Dadjoked my wife on the fly...

Watching the Tudors:

Her: what's the difference between a duke and an earl? Me: it's mostly based on order of arrival. Her: what do you mean? Me: well one's earlier...

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👤︎ u/irishexpatriate
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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Why did he fly on the toilet seat leave?

He got pissed off.

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👤︎ u/leftlanecruiser_
📅︎ Mar 30 2017
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Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

He got pissed off

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👤︎ u/Wuzupmyhomiz
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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What happened to the angry fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.

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👤︎ u/jdheath
📅︎ Jul 09 2014
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