Because they couldn’t find the Target
To make it big, you gotta take some whisks.
He egg-xited..
From my 8 year old today.
Clothes, but no cigar.
The second-hand store.
A monk goes into pizza shop and says “Can you make me one with everything”
I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.
It will be called FroYo Information.
Sprayed it all over me....Still can't bloody fly.
I told him not to worry- he's only scratched the surface
Mannequin Skywalker.
I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.
“Excuse me,” I said, “I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”
They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, “It’s Wales!”
“No offense intended,” I replied. “Please allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”
“Are these knickers satin?" "No” she said, “They’re brand new...”
Can you make me one with everything?
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It got a pendant.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
I saw this guy with the same cup as me and chased him down the street. Finally caught up with him and realized...that’s not my cup of tea
He was a little husky.
I thought, "I can't turn that down".
"Welcome to the towns greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?" asks the clerk.
"Nacho cheese" responds the man
Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man: "Then why the fuck are you here!"
Now I can't read it.
Hell Toupee!
The fish got battered
Because they have aldi things I need.
Mechanic: sounds like a flat
Me: actually sounds more like an F-sharp to me
We’ll specialize in melts.
Da Brie is everywhere
They look awful but it's a small price toupee.
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Call it Whey to Go.
I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
He's breaking all sorts of records.
Google Meat.
Time does fly when you’re having fun!
AWOOOOOOtbeer float!
Lord Of The Dings
Dad: Have you guys got any cut flowers?
Flower store employee: No, but we have potted flowers.
Dad: Ah, well do you have scissors?
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
It wasn't until I got home that I realized I picked 7 up
Wawawa
Police are warning people to look out for anyone selling hot dogs.
Says, “can you make me one with everything?”
