That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
The man asks "is this good for wasps?"
The cashier says "no sir, it kills them"
Glazed and Confused.
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
Trees, they get a new ring every year.
Apparently someone ‘stole’ my battery overnight; so she gave my phone back to me, free of charge.
They said no, you’ll have to bring it back tomorrow
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
"Make me one with everything."
edit: cant edit title for grammar :(
He said no, there’s no whey.
She does a lot of sole searching.
Told the clerk his mouse died
They have wheely good service
I kneaded the dough.
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
The were afraid of catching the CORVID.
It was sole destroying.
The shop keeper refused to take it back saying that I asked for a lap cat!
He was exhausted
It has a nice ring to it.
I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.
Asthmazon
He could only give buzz cuts.
Only ewes can prevent florist friars.
GodZillow!
A bit odd but it really put that plaice on the map.
....would all the othersfall in succession?
Great whiskers.
It kept buying things off the internet.
I can't describe how angry I am.
So I walked in and asked them....
..... How Dutch is that Moggie in the window!
Because they are crafty.
The man behind counter says: what the hell is this?
To which the second man says: he's new to Tea
“You just haven’t been cutting it lately.”
and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'.
Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
I said I don’t care what star sign it is
Now, I struggle with chronic joblessness.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
He got tired of being beret-ted all of the time.
Cuz even the beef gets corny
"I'm looking for quite a big tub of hand gel," he said.
"Here's one," I showed him, "this is 250ml."
He said, "Wow, that's far too expensive."
He was kneading the dough.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
Man: Do you do fishcakes?
Fishmonger: no, I'm afraid not, sorry.
Man: Ah, that's a shame - it's his birthday today
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
>!A decoffinated cafe!<
