You see one, you've seen a mall.
She is the fairest of the mall.
http://i.imgur.com/K9AvDnz.jpg
My girlfriend wnted a new watch so we went to the local shopping centre to go to the Fossil shop. It was shut due to a power outage. Go back the next day and they're open; a quick chat with the shop assistant and she says the problem still isn't fixed and they're using generators to try and get through the day.
I couldn't help myself and say "I guess that means you're running on Fossil Fuel then?"
It didn't go down very well.
At the shopping centre with the family, driving around the carpark looking for a space.
Me: How about that one?
The wife: Yeah, that ones satisfactory.
Me: That's where they make satises.
The joke, going over the wife's head: Whooosh!
The wife: What??
Me: Satises. At a satis factory.
Cue groaning.
I was having a bad day, so i was complaining how everything sucks. My dad was like: "Son, remember this for the rest of your life; EVERYTHING in this world is shit.. dramatic pause ..except piss" this happened in the shopping centre too, so i felt very embarrassed lol
... you've seen the mall
You've seen one, you've seen a mall.
you've seen a mall
You've seen a mall.
