JoJo’s Bazaar Adventure
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Why couldn't the man locate the bazaar on the map?

Because he forgot to market

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why didn't Aladdin buy anything at the Arabian market?

It was too bazaar.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.

Well that’s bazaar, I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFOpie
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?

It’s quite bazaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForTheMemes24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I just randomly stumbled across a place that sells random little things in the middle of nowhere

It was quite bazaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBritishSnob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Shopping at foreign outdoor markets

Is just bazaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serinitatis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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I dont like outdoor markets

I think they are bazaar

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?

Because that would be Bazaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggkk15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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Istanbul has some pretty weird markets...

I thought they were pretty bazaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeptil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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My wife wanted me to attend a flea market this weekend that only deals with Middle Eastern items...

I thought hmmm.... that’s bazaar.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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