Even crime has time for puns (credit to the author, extrafabulouscomics)
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Is my friend good enough for the big leagues (for puns)?
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One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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Request for pun help.

Hi everyone.

I don't know if this is allowed but I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make puns dealing with candies relating to the words "Leadership", "Service", and either "Fellowship" or "friendship". I figured this is the place of experts and hoped you could provide me with a solution. I'm planning on using this for big little reveal in my fraternity.

Thanks again ahead of time!

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spent +15 hours on this drawing just for pun
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Is there any space for puns like these?
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Looking for pun for my beer

Hey redditors, I need your wit for a good cause,

I'm gonna graduate in less than two weeks and in my country (Italy) is traditional to give a token to those who attend the graduation and for that reason I've decided to brew some beers and give a bottle each. I'm now in the process of deciding the name of my beer and I would like to have something witty and cool but have no idea.

The possible themes would be graduation (or laurea in italian), bioengineering, biomedical engineering, engineering or, best of all, BOOBS (or any synonym) as that's the theme of my master thesis.

Thanks in advance for any help I'll get

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My love for puns can be observed through my love of 'Letterkenny.' Moist youtu.be/bdrQzZ-4GEk
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the need for puns is dire...

I am requesting the shittiest, most terrible, most horrible dad level puns you can throw my way. Puns that would make others projectile vomit with their horribleness. Puns so aweful and sad, that it'd make me want to hug you and ask you....are you okay?

so send them my way. or there will be a severe....PUNishment...

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Harry Potter is a good place for puns
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My friend got REALLY mad at me for punning, advice needed!

My best friend lives on the East Coast. Iโ€™m on the West. He often streams his games over Skype so I can hang out and watch. He was playing the Witcher 3, and fighting the water monster men. I said โ€œThey just want to know the shape of you,โ€ and he coincidentally died at that moment.

He got really, really mad. I always knew my puns annoyed him a little, but when I was sad, heโ€™d tell dumb puns heโ€™d google to cheer me up. But he just went into a tangent on how much puns annoy him and how he doesnโ€™t get that I keep doing them over and over again every day whenever I talk with him. Trying to stop or cut back on puns would be pretty difficult and make me sad; I love witty wordplay and commentary, and bottling it up feels awful. But apparently it really, really annoys him.

What should I do?

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Two many opportunities for punning here.
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Computer mice accumulated from libraryโ€™s lost and found... (zoom in for pun)
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Titles for puns are useless

Elon Musk could launch a perfume line and call it Elon's Musk.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AdequatelyMadLad
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Looking for puns on full/long sleeves.
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[request] I'm looking for puns/jokes involving payphones.

If you know any payphone jokes/oneliners/puns or play on words involving payphones please leave it in the coments. I didn't have a quarter to call anyone who cared so I ringed up redit.

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My roommate said he was gonna call the police for punning on Easter. This followed.
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My love for puns will never end
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[Request] Looking for puns about "tubes"? My pun-loving friend just had emergency surgery to remove her Fallopian tube and I'd like to cheer her up!

Thanks in advance!

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My girlfriend was testing music out on her cat, a perfect opportunity for puns
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Request for pun help

I need good puns involving plastic surgery addiction. The only thing i've got is that nobody nose the pain of addiction.

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I've been punished for punning at my mother...

My bad mushroom pun has been avenged.

I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up, it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my lap.

After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just casually said:

"Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."

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Thereโ€™s always Time for puns.
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I bet there's not mushroom here for puns like this.
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Eat here if you are hungry for puns.
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Too soon for puns?
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My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.

https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9

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I'm a retired man with a pension for puns.
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7 seconds of love/hate for puns instagram.com/p/03hMfEiVeโ€ฆ
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Monitoring other subs for Puns
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I fish for puns, such as pike

I love it. And I swear the people I bait don't bite. Am I reeling them in? Or just playing hide-the-hook?

Serious question. I fear I'm a pun master with no audience. please help.

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Fishing for puns

I was going to write a fishing pun, but couldn't find the right line... I asked a mate for help, but that turned into a debait... I tried casting my mind back to when I last heard a fishing pun, but that didn't reely work... If you're also hooked on puns and can help me out, I'd love to sea what fishing stories you can drag up!

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Request for puns about CF

My best friend has cystic fibrosis and we are doing a walk to raise awareness. We are trying to come up with a team name and I thought maybe a pun would be fun! Thanks!

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I went to /r/drr looking for puns.

You know, har dee har har. I was surprised to see it was something else. I like puns but it took me awhile before I realised "reddit probably has puns!"

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Request for puns

Hi guys, I have a friend who has recently has surgery on her back to remove some cysts. I'm going to give her a get well card and I want to put as many back/cyst/surgery/recovery/etc. related puns or general sayings as I can for a goofy card that will hopefully give her some chuckles.

E.g. "You're like a CYSTer to me", "Hope you get BACK to being well soon", "You've been through enough PUNishment". Etc.

Help me Reddit you're my only hope. :)

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My five year old is cultivating a proper intolerance for Dad Jokes

Him: [Playing with various toys] "Help me! Two sea monsters!!"

Me: "Help you to see monsters? They're right there."

Him: [With the eyerollest eyerolls that ever eyerolled] "No, Dad, this is not for puns."

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Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.

You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"

They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.

Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.

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F for the guard
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A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet.

Heโ€™s an extremely aggressive janitor.

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The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.

It was littering.

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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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Wife says I wonโ€™t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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Itโ€™s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Just had an officer at the door saying he was looking for a man with one eye...

Told him to use both and heโ€™d probably find him a lot quicker.

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I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
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If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?

A Storm Trooper!

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The Argyle Sweater for 3/31/21
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