"Son, I heard you got punished for using the 'F ' word in class. That wasn't fun was it ?"
79% of people don't know opposite words for the following.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
What's another word for Photosynthesis?
While waiting for a school-related live stream, me and my friend decided to throw words at each other and make puns out of them. This is one of my most proudest puns.
Don't use the word "EGG" for your password...
It's very easily cracked.
What is the Latin word for "one-piece bathing suit"?
What is another word for a urologist?
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
What's another word for a skilled gamer?
Whats another word for toll booths?
He followed the instructions word-for-word
When asked to spell the word for two female deer
people don't think it's does, but it doe.
It is does though.
My friend wagered that I didn't know another word for aiding in a wrongdoing...
Can anyone tell me the Japanese word for "good"
I dont know it, but I thought umaido
What's another word for a marine biologist?
Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”
What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?
PunGent
Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.
I recently learnt the Welsh word for 'push' is 'lluq'.
I saw it written on a Glass Door.
What's another word in a thesaurus for 'mother' ?
Can't say. Mum's the word.
"Trousers" is a fancy words for pants
If another word for student is 'pupil' ...
Do you call someone who's learning to manage sex workers a 'pimple'?
I’d like to thank Merriam-Webster for teaching me the meaning of the word “plethora”.
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
What’s another word for a gay club.
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
My friend: I forgot the word for “repeating something”
I would like to thank my dad for teaching me the word "apportion".
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
Germans have a word for everything..
What's the Russian word for dry-aged steak?
What's another word for a white car?
My wife sometimes has trouble thinking of the right word for things. This morning, she asked me "what's it called when you have no bars?" Without missing a beat, I told her...
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
Friday was roasting saturday and sunday brutally yet they never occurred a word. Wednesday, being a harmonist, asked them why they stayed mum for which they replied, "because we are weakened in front of you guys".
How did the French come up with the word for egg?
Someone accidentally dropped one!
What's the word for tying two cats together?
Need puns for the word "icebreaker" and "connect"
What is another word for foot?
Today, I apologised to my family for replacing some words with their less appropriate synonyms..
what is the scientific word for a pair of jeans?
[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey
So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.
One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.
If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!
When I heard what the Irish word for seven was...
What is the German word for constipation ?
When writing in German, is the word for sausage capitalised or not?
It’s a wurst case scenario.
I just got word my ex wife was rushed to the ER and tested positive for COVID-19!
So I guess she wasn’t sick of me?
"Son !!! I heard you got punished for using the 'F' word in class. That wasn't fun, was it ?"
What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.
On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”
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