We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
19 and 20 fought yesterday. I was rooting for 19, but alas...
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
Did you hear about the two cows who fought to the death?
It was crazy, their lives were at steak
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
I once fought a man over his multi-layer cake.
I soon learned he was not to be trifled with.
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
Guys, I've heard that 2019 fought with 2020 and 2021. But...
I've heard that there will be another fight. I think the winner will be 2022.
Expansion of the joke by u/Ramzee24
Everyone was surprised when transgender women fought for themselves in society.
Not me. I knew they had the balls to do it.
I fought a man with metal hands.
I couldn't defeat him, he was too heavily armed.
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
When Cheech and Chong broke up, do you think they fought for Joint custody?
When kingdoms fought in the middle ages
They were playing for keeps.
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
I fought with a socialist sniper in the military
He was an impressive Marxman.
You know I once fought the reaper off with a vacuum cleaner.
You know me, just Dyson with death
I once fought an elephant singlehandedly...
... and broke its tooth.
I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.
There was once a war fought on a hill.
They say it was really an uphill battle for the winners.
When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off
She won the no belt prize.
Two teams fought in a small room using only their outfits and pocket change.
It was clothes-quarters combat.
Any military battle fought on December 25th...
My dad was talking to his dad at dinner today. My grandfather was drafted and fought in Vietnam for 11 months
Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?
Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife
The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner
Talk about Dyson with death
Since most countries are fought over for resources, I asked my dad what Ukraine had.
We fought against 2020 all year
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
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