We've fought against 2020 all year
But in the end I guess 2021
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles
It was a protracted battle
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︎ Jan 09 2021
A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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︎ May 09 2020
19 and 20 fought yesterday. I was rooting for 19, but alas...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
69 fought 70
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︎ May 17 2020
Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own
The British were simply out-plaid
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Did you hear about the two cows who fought to the death?
It was crazy, their lives were at steak
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︎ May 30 2020
What did the ocean say before it fought the sand?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I once fought a man over his multi-layer cake.
I soon learned he was not to be trifled with.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Guys, I've heard that 2019 fought with 2020 and 2021. But...
I've heard that there will be another fight. I think the winner will be 2022.
Expansion of the joke by u/Ramzee24
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Everyone was surprised when transgender women fought for themselves in society.
Not me. I knew they had the balls to do it.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I fought a man with metal hands.
I couldn't defeat him, he was too heavily armed.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Did you hear about the soldier who lost one foot in a battle, and fought on, only to lose his other foot as well?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
The jacket fought the pants over who was more important to the suit...
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Two cartoonists fought each other to death and the police are investigating
The details are pretty sketchy and the reports are saying it ended in a draw
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︎ Feb 09 2019
When Cheech and Chong broke up, do you think they fought for Joint custody?
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︎ Dec 16 2018
When kingdoms fought in the middle ages
They were playing for keeps.
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︎ May 08 2019
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I fought with a socialist sniper in the military
He was an impressive Marxman.
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︎ Sep 09 2016
You know I once fought the reaper off with a vacuum cleaner.
You know me, just Dyson with death
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I once fought an elephant singlehandedly...
... and broke its tooth.
I'm tellin' ya , it wasn't an easy tusk.
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︎ Mar 18 2019
There was once a war fought on a hill.
They say it was really an uphill battle for the winners.
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︎ Nov 08 2018
When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
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︎ Apr 05 2017
My kid went to jiu jitsu tournament and fought her belt off
She won the no belt prize.
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︎ Aug 12 2017
Two teams fought in a small room using only their outfits and pocket change.
It was clothes-quarters combat.
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︎ Apr 09 2015
Any military battle fought on December 25th...
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︎ Dec 14 2015
My dad was talking to his dad at dinner today. My grandfather was drafted and fought in Vietnam for 11 months
Dad: Did you have any issues when you got back from war?
Granddad: Clearly. I met my wife
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︎ May 25 2015
The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner
Talk about Dyson with death
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︎ Nov 10 2013
Since most countries are fought over for resources, I asked my dad what Ukraine had.
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︎ Mar 03 2014
We fought against 2020 all year
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A shop assistant fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun, yesterday.
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
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︎ Sep 11 2020
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
The jacket fought the shirt over who was more important to the suit.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Russian, British, and French soldiers fought together in world war 1. Their whole life was ally.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
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