A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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What's another name for an owl beak?
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︎ Jun 18 2021
It's fashionable nowadays for parents to chose Spanish-Scandinavian names for their babies
Yeah. Thereβs Juan Bjorn every minute.
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︎ Jul 03 2021
This is definitely the punniest name for a chippy
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︎ Jun 28 2021
Can you think of a pun for the name Angelina or the surname Tran??
Hi all,
I'm struggling to think of a creative nickname for my Year 12 jumper next year. I was wondering if anyone was wllling to lend a hand?
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︎ Jul 26 2021
Pun Name for Recreation Program
Sup yβall, looking for some help on a punny name for a Life Skills program. Obviously, βLife Skillsβ isnβt going to work. Appreciate the help!
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︎ Jul 01 2021
Whatβs another name for Penny Loafers?
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︎ Jul 25 2021
In high school, I was famous for writing my name in cursive.
That was my signature move.
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What is the other name for football?
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︎ Aug 06 2021
The Starbucks drive-thru worker said "Can I get a name for the order?"
"Let's call it, 'My Little Special Friday Coffee.'"
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︎ Aug 06 2021
What's another name for the cook at a grillhouse?
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︎ Jul 13 2021
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
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︎ May 07 2021
Context for non-Indians - Her name is Shilpa. Get it?
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︎ May 08 2021
What's another name for a pair of men's boxers?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What did the professor say when the Urology student did not know the technical name for pee?
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︎ May 15 2021
Puns for the name βLierinβ? (Lee-air-in)
At my high school thereβs a tradition for the seniors to get sweatshirts with punny names on the back. Iβve already thought of mine but my friend is at a loss. Her name is Lierin, accent on the second syllable, pronounced βLee-air-inβ. any ideas?
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︎ May 18 2021
What is another name for a paternity test?
A pop quiz!
(I donβt know why this makes me giggle)
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Which name for a man is the most colourful?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
New idea for bakery name: βGame of Sconesβ
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︎ May 10 2021
Whatβs another name for a tired window shade?
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︎ May 18 2021
What's another name for twins?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Whatβs another name for HR?
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︎ May 07 2021
What is another name for toenail polish?
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︎ May 06 2021
My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The name for the drawer where I keep my underwear?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What is the scientific name for mansplaining?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Coming up with names for periods of time is really tiring.
The people who originally did it tried to figure out a word for a 24 hour period until sunset.
Then they just gave up and called it a day.
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What's another name for B99 (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
I just thought of a name for a Christian ninja.
I swear I just thought of it, and I'm surprised I've never heard it before. Ready? Wait for iiiiiiiiiit...
John Claude Van Dang.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
What's another name for a chicken testicle?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I told my kids that "fortnight" was a stupid name for a video game.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Whatβs another name for a pro angler?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What's another name for a rabbit mystery?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Open a company for boob jobs and name it Entity.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.
I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her.
Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....
One Whole
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I suggested a new name for the planet Saturn to an astrophysicist and he seemed to like it
He said it had a nice ring to it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Don't you think Gonorrhoea would be a great name for Diarrhea medicine?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I just learned the medical name for Viagra
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︎ Oct 06 2020
What is a good name for a cover band?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Wanted a unique name for our new pet dog and asked a friend for ideas. His answer?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Pun for girl name Rashmi?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Help with puns for the name Samuel/Sammy/Sam?
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My mates were thinking of alternative names for shampoo.
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