It's all about raisin awareness.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Lots of probing questions
I think I might be schitzophrenic.
She said “Adele was a good person to work for, but we had problems with her computer desk. I put it on one side of the room, and Adele got pretty angry.”
She said Adele replied “No! I want to play Halo from the other side”
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
Nobody slams the Doors in my house
They are sitting on a beach gazing upon a water of other episodes, he asks "Dad what's that?" and father replies "That's season"
“...my mother was never a young boy.”
He said, “Isn’t that the day when everyone robs all the fish from the water?”
Bass-steal day.
...RANSOMWARE.
You will dialogue
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
I just don’t carrot all.
They told me that recently they had come into ownership of a small ball of string. At first, they thought nothing of it. One day, they walked into their house and the ball of string was on the table, when they had specifically left it in a closet. They put it away again, but the next day when they came home from work, the ball was on the table again. It kept happening, and eventually it became a sort of game for my friend. They'd leave it somewhere they thought it could never come back from, and return to find it on their table.
Then it began to appear in other places.
It appeared in the middle of a company meeting. One moment, the table was empty, the next, it had a ball of string in the middle. While driving, they spotted it in the back of their car. They saw it inside of a vending machine. But at the end of every day it would return to their table.
Eventually, my friend decided enough was enough. They took the string, and threw it off a bridge into a river. As they were driving home, a car swerved and hit them, wrecking both cars. My friend staggered to check on the other driver, and all he found was a small pile of soggy string on the seat.
After that, he never saw the string again.
So after he told me this tale, I turned to him, and said, "Wow... that was quite a yarn."
He was actually a pretty fungi
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
Friend: Well I'm gonna start heading to bed, it's almost midnight!
Me: Not on my watch!
I told her he is my small arms dealer.
I told her i can't because I'm diabetic
I'm having a parent-teacher conference.
Crimea river
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
"Theraflu."
"Look kid, I'm gonna be real with you"
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
One guy asks the other:
“What about Stacy?”
“With an I?”
“Yeah, she’s got two”
It helps me speak boulder.
"How do you make the merry-go-round?" I asked him.
He said, "Feed drunk people pizza."
when I thought to myself "why the fuck are you called Earlier?"
I'm glad it rained today so I don't need to water the lawn. Anyone else feel like pizza for dinner?
He was annoyed because I unplugged this really loud fan, I told him to chill out and when he plugged it back in I ask are we cool now?
You will dialogue!!!!
I said no, the cars are much faster
Sure enough, my weight went up by several minutes.
My dad: I tried to smoke a chicken once, but it wouldn't light.
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
Bread 1: So you like mold now?
Bread 2: Yeah it grew on me
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
... she said it was good to talk abou tit
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
Him: “You ought to try new things.” Me: “Illegal.” Him: “Sick bird.” Took me a long time to get.
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
