Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.
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Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy?
Second lady: I thought it was Thursday.
Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
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︎ Nov 22 2020
You know why the old lady fell down the well ?
She couldnβt see that well.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady
They refer to them as their Ole Miss
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?
Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"
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︎ Aug 28 2020
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Two old ladies on a train.
"Where are we? Wembley?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, likes go for a drink."
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︎ May 31 2020
Old ladies
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, βSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and canβt remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.β
The second lady chimed in, βYes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and canβt remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.β
The third one responded, β Well, Iβm glad I donβt have that problem; knock on wood,β as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them βThat must be the door, Iβll get it!β
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︎ May 13 2020
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What do you call an old lady in a tight spot?
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︎ May 11 2020
I knocked an old lady over whilst on my bike yesterday
"You need to learn to use the bell," she said,
"I know how to use the bell," I replied..."I just cant ride a bike."
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︎ Feb 07 2020
A flasher sees three old ladies on a park bench. He walks up and exposes himself. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke.
The third one couldnβt, her arms were too short.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I was walking my dog this morning when I saw a rock help an old lady cross the street
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︎ Jun 15 2019
What do you call an old white lady
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?
Oh, I didn't know you could yodel.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
The old lady said she wanted to travel.
I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Knock Knock. Whoβs there? Old Lady.
Old lady who? I didnβt know you yodelled. (Say out loud for full dad joke intensity)
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︎ Jun 05 2018
What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?
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︎ Aug 25 2018
How long did the old lady say she'd been living with dementia?
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︎ Oct 23 2018
Sweet old lady walks into Perkins with a home made sweater.
The sweater was made with alpaca wool and had a pattern with alpacas wrapping around her chest. It had a beautifully intricate diamond pattern of various colors and you could tell it was finely crafted.
Mom: wow, what a beautiful sweater is that made from alpaca wool?
Old lady: Yes, we have a small herd of them.
Dad: YOU HAVE A HERD OF SWEATERS?!
Old lady stares blankly into my fathers eyes not quite understanding as Iβm dying.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 05 2020
An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance
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︎ Dec 03 2019
I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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︎ Dec 30 2018
I was asked why I pushed over an old lady at the bank today
I mean, she told me to check her balance
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldnβt see that well
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldnβt see that well
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︎ Aug 11 2018
I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance
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︎ Nov 30 2018
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.
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︎ May 14 2019
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...
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︎ Apr 16 2018
Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Why did the old lady walk into the well?
Because she didnβt see that well!!!
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︎ Feb 26 2019
An old lady at the bank asked me to me to help check her balance.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She didnβt see that well
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︎ Mar 14 2018
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