Today at the bank some old lady asked if I could help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Three old ladies were having a picnic when the following conversation took place.

First lady: Isn’t it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, let’s have a cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.

It was a shawl shank redemption

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_Salvation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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You know why the old lady fell down the well ?

She couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Mississippians don't refer to their wives as their old lady

They refer to them as their Ole Miss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?

Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...

I think she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMCBarnes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Two old ladies on a train.

"Where are we? Wembley?"
"No, it's Thursday."
"So am I, likes go for a drink."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HMSAgincourt
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Old ladies

Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, β€œSometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand in front of the refrigerator and can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.”

The second lady chimed in, β€œYes, some times I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.”

The third one responded, ” Well, I’m glad I don’t have that problem; knock on wood,” as she rapped her knuckles on the table, then told them β€œThat must be the door, I’ll get it!” Reply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.

All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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What do you call an old lady in a tight spot?

Cram-ma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnival_k
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I knocked an old lady over whilst on my bike yesterday

"You need to learn to use the bell," she said, "I know how to use the bell," I replied..."I just cant ride a bike."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFC-Wilson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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A flasher sees three old ladies on a park bench. He walks up and exposes himself. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke.

The third one couldn’t, her arms were too short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tupacwolverine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I was walking my dog this morning when I saw a rock help an old lady cross the street

What a gneiss guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skelly46
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call an old white lady

Gram cracker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyBigNips25
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

Oh, I didn't know you could yodel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternalMotivation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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The old lady said she wanted to travel.

I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Knock Knock. Who’s there? Old Lady.

Old lady who? I didn’t know you yodelled. (Say out loud for full dad joke intensity)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetusAFeetus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Letibleu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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How long did the old lady say she'd been living with dementia?

She couldn't remember.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benkrauss313
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Sweet old lady walks into Perkins with a home made sweater.

The sweater was made with alpaca wool and had a pattern with alpacas wrapping around her chest. It had a beautifully intricate diamond pattern of various colors and you could tell it was finely crafted.

Mom: wow, what a beautiful sweater is that made from alpaca wool?

Old lady: Yes, we have a small herd of them.

Dad: YOU HAVE A HERD OF SWEATERS?!

Old lady stares blankly into my fathers eyes not quite understanding as I’m dying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/servuslucis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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An old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance at the bank.

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weendul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomguy6282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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An old lady in bank asked me if I can check her balance

so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superputindoge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance

So i pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoNamesLeftPL
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Organic_Bleach_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobobu2004
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I was at an ATM and an old lady asked if I could help check her balance..

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_Hurt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I was asked why I pushed over an old lady at the bank today

I mean, she told me to check her balance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandschain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smith_gt3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatsorcerer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stalins_Uncle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She couldn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-_one-_guy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance

So I pushed her over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCplusplus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benjamingur9
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...

So I pushed her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....

So I pushed her over...

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why did the old lady walk into the well?

Because she didn’t see that well!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/privacykee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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An old lady at the bank asked me to me to help check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoeAndGravy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

She didn’t see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-_one-_guy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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