Why did the old lady fall down the well?

She didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
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courier in lithuania helping old lady to get to her car v.redd.it/vovbg7rd6cz61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SexyDingDong
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And this how old lady becomes a child again v.redd.it/a44gu7crcsq61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jim_par
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Crazy old lady cuts in front, then gets mad that she got honked. v.redd.it/nfhpzttuluo61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDriversBayArea
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I am an old grandmother that absolutely LOVES talking to you kiddos. AMA about what it’s like to be an old lady on the internet. I also have good recipes.

Part three because the first two have been a hoot and I’m STILL getting questions. Love you. Hope you’re having a fantastic day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niceoldgranny
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I was waiting for my bus home and this little old lady gave me this chocolate bar saying "they were only 4 for a Β£1 dear and I won't eat them all. Enjoy my love" and then wandered off.. Kinda made my day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kowloon_Kid_13
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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This lady is a totally blind 76 year old and she still weeds and trims her plants and bushes by herself. She doesn’t need or want any assistance. reddit.com/gallery/nbq330
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HERMANNATOR85
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Drunk white lady standing on her roof, bangs beer can on her head, slips on a skateboard while being flipped off by a 5 year old child standing near a care free pig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/regian24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance...

...so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimjimjimjim69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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A toothless old lady in hospital always gave away the peanuts she was given by her visitors to the nurses to eat.

One day a nurse asked her why she didn't ask for grapes instead of nuts.She replied that you can't get grapes with chocolate coating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Crazy old lady strangles , claws, and bites an uber driver for NO reason. (Disregard the democrat comment) v.redd.it/weacj16cjiv61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/quazziwazzi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Old lady sucker punch a officer then cries when punched back v.redd.it/gtdts4a4x6z61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alely92
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Israeli Soldiers attaking an old Palestinian lady as she's giving away free chocolate. v.redd.it/942ig24jmiy61
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Drunken youths swinging old lady around while she screams in terror v.redd.it/iz5httj3zdz61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeroEP
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Got an idea for a movie about an old lady who's into poker and knitting...

Gonna call it Scarf-Ace

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NunYaBizzNas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Always make friends with the old lady's in the deli.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jess_UwU_
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Did a little job today for a sweet old lady in her 90's. Only charged her for parts. I know I lost some time and a few bucks, but I always hook up the elderly when I can. I hope I'm not the only one that does this. Some companies (no names rr) prey on them just for a commission. That's fucked
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycoplumber
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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In 2010, 101-year-old Zhang Ruifang of China grew a 6 cm long cutaneous horn out of her forehead made up mostly of keratin. She has been referred to as "goat lady" and appeared to be growing a second horn on the opposite side.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatChickBells
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I mow the yard of the old lady who lives across the street, and I won’t let her pay me. She, talking to my wife, gleaned that I like Rick and Morty. She then watched the show and hand painted this rock for me in lieu of cash payment. Accepted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/defunctronin
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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On a road trip and saw this lovely old lady giving water to a family of ducks who are miles from a pond on a 101⁰ day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePharmachinist
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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I just found out that Lady Beard and Sailor Suit Old Man had a photo collab together reddit.com/gallery/mvyimx
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Lady tries to escape Police with her 9 year old child in the car, hits so many cars that her car disables, standoff begins and she gets tear gassed after 2 hours. v.redd.it/we99zus00vm61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScriptedLazer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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The 2200-year-old T-shaped funeral banner of Lady Dai (Xin Zhui), found draped upon her coffin. It's made of painted silk and it's over 6 feet long. Han dynasty, now on display at the Hunan Museum in China [903x2250]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckoff555
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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I had to save a little old lady from Placebo radiation
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Runners change their route to high five a sweet old lady who's watching the marathon v.redd.it/vinvj3h9fdn61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lady_Gagnon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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This old lady is in her 20s ❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tool93
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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19 year olds once they find out there is a lady dimitrescu G-fuel Flavor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tox1d
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Adopted this super sweet 16 year old lady
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissCatNip
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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We had to say goodbye to our sweet old lady Tachi (15 y 10m) yesterday. She was the best and we miss her so much. Hug your pups for us. reddit.com/gallery/n5ilyb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hmfullen
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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Dude saw a little old lady was having trouble bagging some stuff so he stopped and held her bag open for her. This made my day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anavalym
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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This old lady was asking everyone on the train if they would play I spy with her cuz the conductor told her someone would play that game with her and no one would so I offered and sat the whole train journey playing I spy with my little eye reddit.com/gallery/mzlrps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaisakurai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My old lady, kneading away her senior years v.redd.it/nzsaopivthy61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATexanHobbit
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Huge Xanadu I spotted while walking in Rome (Italy). Lady who takes care of it for scale. The plant is more than 20 years old, survived freezing temperatures and snow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Trans lady filmmaker! 31 years old, 22 months HRT, new glasses
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CT_Laventure
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Is a 1000 year old dragon lady grooming a little boy acceptable because it's a fictional fantasy? /r/anime calmly discusses.

Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is a cute show about 1000 year old dragons turning into girls and living normal lives...until the pedobait. The two seen in this thread are the center of arr anime's 500th installment of loli drama. Except this time, the genders are reversed!

Highlights:

Shouta-kun and Shoutacon. An entire thread full of fighting over if it's okay since it's just a drawing.

The fuck is with all the hate here?

Might have to do with the shotacon stuff. Maybe.

Somebody says the little boy is lucky to be creeped on. An entire thread on whether or not the little boy is a victim or not. In that thread: A dude admits it's his fetish and is upvoted.

Somebody asks: Everyone talks about not lewding the dragon. But what about protecting the boy? Oh wait is it cos it's a boy? and is downvoted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25_Oranges
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Tough punk picking on 70 year old gets check by lady at gym. Make to leave when told police on the way v.redd.it/mmrthuifzes61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salramm01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Another local hobby store win. I love that old lady, bless her heart. "oo that came in yesterday, the book is over there too"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glacialroar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Old lady names - So cute!

I LOVE old lady names for little baby girls πŸ₯° it's just the cutest!

Share any & all you know!

  • Mabel
  • Agatha
  • Edith
  • Margaret
  • Margot
  • Hattie
  • Hester
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynefin99
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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An old lady in the forest blocks your path [Health:1300]
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RE: the 5ft 80lb old lady with dementia who was beaten up and had her arm broken by a cop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayMosch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What's an old lady to do?!

I'm wondering which funds would be best for me to put my pathetic nest egg into. I'd like to see my investments grow, but I also know that at my age, I may need to be more conservative.

I'm 72 and trying to improve my finances in my old age. Due to circumstances and dumb business decisions earlier in my life, I don't have a large nest egg. My husband and I live on our Social Security, a reverse mortgage and my income from part time job. I definitely started saving for retirement late, but I'm trying to catch up as best I can.

I have a Roth IRA at Vanguard and a 401K through my job. There's $13,000 in each of those accounts. I also have about $10,000 in CDs as an emergency fund. Each month I put a total of $750 into the Roth, 401k and savings. The Vanguard funds are VWINX and VWUSA. The 401K is in a VG Target Retirement 2035, a Target Retirement Income Trust Select and a fund consisting of Lowe's stock.

At present, I don't need to withdraw any money from these funds. I don't have any other debts besides the typical living expenses, utilities, food, gasoline, auto insurance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmeElky
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Denny is who I aspire to be as an old lady reddit.com/gallery/n00wvm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weeabootrapqueen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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My girlfriend's Shiba Inu. She an old lady but still adorable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeriouslySlyGuy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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90-year-old lady from the UK becomes the first person in the world to receive a COVID vaccine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknown_human
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Some old lady gave me this necklace recently... anyone fancy meeting up at the next eclipse? πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoftheGrunt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Extremely old artwork from ~6 years ago I made of some TF2 ladies reddit.com/gallery/n7ik69
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soupcocku
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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AITA for using a disabled bathroom stall consequently making an old lady soil herself?

Ok the title sounds really bad but I didn’t know how else to word it. I(16F) was at a restaurant with my parents and I had to go to the bathroom really bad. I got up and saw that there were 2 stalls, one a normal size and the other was a big handicapped stall. The regular one was occupied so I went to the big one. Well a lady came in as soon as I sat down and started banging on the door and yelling that I needed to get out. I might be TA here because I had just sat down and I could have easily left and let her go first, but I was irritated because she was hitting the door and screaming and I didn’t know she had a walker. By the time I unlocked the stall, I didn’t take my time but I also wasn’t in a rush to get out, she had peed herself because her walker/seat thingy couldn’t fit into the other stall. I immediately felt so bad and apologized a ton and as I was, her daughter came in and started berating me, not even knowing the full story. I just feel so bad and was wondering AITA for not leaving when I could have?

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Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?

She couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbominableIceman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why did the old lady fall in the well?

She couldn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pitmule
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why did the old lady fall into the well?

Because she didn't see that well

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