An old lady walked into the bank and asked me if I could help her check her balance.
I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.
It was a shawl shank redemption
You know why the old lady fell down the well ?
She couldn’t see that well.
How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?
Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
A little old lady at the ATM asked me to help check her balance.
All it took was one good shove to tell it was terrible.
A flasher sees three old ladies on a park bench. He walks up and exposes himself. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke.
The third one couldn’t, her arms were too short.
Just seen 2 old ladies get flashed by some man while they were walking down the street.....
One of the ladies had a stroke......
the other couldn't reach.
I was walking my dog this morning when I saw a rock help an old lady cross the street
The old lady said she wanted to travel.
I gave her a basketball and told her to take 3 steps.
How long did the old lady say she'd been living with dementia?
Saw a geologist helping an old lady cross the street today and I thought...
My 3 year old son got the daycare lady with this one the other day while talking about spending the weekend with my parents at their lake house.
Daycare Lady: "does your Grandpa have a house on the lake?"
Son (with a serious face): "no his house is on the grass."
An old lady walks into her bank and asks the teller "Hey sonny, can you check my balance?"
Got the Old Lady Today
My wife called me to tell me a "insert big national bug killing company" (starts with a T, ends with an X) came out today. She said they told her it was every other month and not quarterly like they came.
I said "well, we don't want them bugging us too much"
She groaned.
One day in the bank an old lady asked me to check her balance...
Last night at the ATM, An old lady asked me to help check her balance
Today at the bank an old lady asked me to help her check her balance
I was at the bank the other day and this old lady told me to check her balance...
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I lost my job at the bank today. An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Today, at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance
I was asked why I pushed over an old lady at the bank today
I mean, she told me to check her balance
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance.
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldn’t see that well
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
She couldn’t see that well
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me too check her balance.
I was using the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance...
Today at the bank, and old lady asked me to help her check her balance....
Why did the old lady walk into the well?
Because she didn’t see that well!!!
An old lady at the bank asked me to me to help check her balance.
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She couldn’t see that well
Was at the ATM when an old lady asked me if I could help her check her balance
So I pushed her and she fell over
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn't see that well
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