How does a train eat it's dinner?
It chew chews it!?
Credit: My 3 year old, who validated the joke through my 6 year old.
Why can't blind people eat fish ?
What do sprinters eat before they run?
It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
I'm trying to eat more kale because it's healthy. But when I see it on my plate, I ask myself...
Do the ends really justify the greens?
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
What do millennial chemists eat?
I need to eat all my spices before they go bad.
But it’s just thyme consuming
I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What does a humanitarian eat?
Where does a catcher sit down to eat dinner?
I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...
I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.
What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
I asked my daughter what sprinters eat before a race
She said ‘fast food’.
I said ‘no, dummy... that would give them the runs... they eat nothing; they fast’
My friend said that he eats more than his brother.
I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.
Two horses in a field, one says to the other “I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse’
What is a robot’s favourite place to eat?
What do astronauts eat for breakfast
How do great scientists like to eat their peppers?
6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, but why did 7 eat 9?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day
What does pizza become after you eat it?
My first date, I nervously asked my date whether she eats circular dough baked in an oven...
She replied, "that's none of your biscuit!"
What do you call a Wookiee who eats his own poop?
Chewcaca.
Thought of that one at work today...
What do electricians eat for breakfast?
What do houses eat if their breath stinks?
I eat when I can't sleep...
I have insomnomnomnomnia.
What’s the worst part about going out to eat duck?
My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
(9 year old daughter tells me) What does a Dalmatian say after it eats dinner?
What do foot fetishists eat for snak?
What is a chick's favourite place to eat?
Anywhere, as long as its cheep
Momma always told me "you are what you eat!" So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
What restaurant does Jiminy Cricket love to eat at?
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?
I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
why do french people eat snails?
because they don’t like fast food
I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat spinach as fast as possible....
What do you call a podium that eats wood?
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
Why do polar bears eat raw fish and blubber?
You would cry, too, if you had to eat raw fish.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why can't blind people eat fish?
What do runners eat before a race?
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