That’s What I’m Tolkien About: Lord of the Rings in Puns. youtu.be/5HQPyZyJYJQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhighton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Taxpayers frustrated over giant rubber duck, gets the government involved in puns. youtube.com/watch?v=Z_URa…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEGA__MAX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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[Meta] Don't half ass a pun, Go in puns blazing (resubmit)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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So do you call person who's really good in pun as pun master?

Or a pundit? I think I spun it incorrectly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sub_o
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A little boy ran up to me " please help, my Dad is in a fight " I followed and we came across two men fighting. I said, " Ok, which one is your Dad ? " ..

.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?

Crew: I I Captain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Like two peas in a (dolphin) pod
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bo_veytia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Ah yes medical pun (putting the actual joke in the title would kinda ruin it all ngl)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrevAccountBanned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry.

He has selfie steam issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/korabdrg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth

Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweet_nut_nectar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonny1211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I went in for a Covid test and my doctor asked if I had a sudden loss of taste

"No, I always dress like this", I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...

"Swarm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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There’s tons of liquidity in this market
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I'm an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December...

I'm eggnogstic

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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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They're building a mirror factory in my town.

I could definitely see myself working there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/South_Bathroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.

She looked me dead in the eye and said, β€œWindow or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, β€œWindow or you’ll what?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nandos677
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pollworker54
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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This left me in stitches...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aimilah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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A man in my gym just proposed and she said no.

They didn’t workout.

Edited: It changed to they.

Thanks lornstar7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Fun fact: Every dictionary has at least 1 mistake in it!

In the M section, right after mist.

Thanks HAI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashers132
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I have a friend with no social skills and a Ph.D in the history of palindromes.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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There are two unwritten rules in life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/felinebarbecue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A____K
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...

My how the stables have turned.

Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zthazel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I told my daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field." She said, "What's that got to do with anything?"

I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ?

Because, it would blow his cover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills

Those were goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotblake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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When you order a large combo meal in north korea what size is your drink?

1 supreme liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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People don’t think the grass be wet in the morning

But it Dew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Thought I heard someone say β€œHello” in Arabic

But it was a false Salaam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumsby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket

.. Only got 20%Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuisCAG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list

Now I can't read anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sm-aug
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week

Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_true_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Got a lot of it in quarantine
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why won’t superman invest in Bitcoin?

Because his weakness is krypto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nohpetsallowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I was in a contest where you lost if you talked.

It was quite the competion, to say the least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carts614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.

He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...

β€œThis takes me back.”

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