Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag
The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
Cashier at Publix asked if we wanted the milk in a bag...
I told her to please leave it in the jug.
My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D
The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.
I'm starting a business in airports selling bags with the faces of Sid James, Hattie Jacques, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Joan Sims on them.
It'll be called "Carry On Baggage".
Grocery Bagger: Do you want the milk in a bag?
Dad: That's okay, just leave it in the carton.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Put it in the bag!
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Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...
He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"
He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards
Put your seeds in the bag!
Cashier, "would you like your milk in a bag?". My dad, "no thanks, keep it in the jug"
He said it every time, and now I do it when my kids are shopping with me.
People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
My 11 year old and I were at a grocery store. I got one of those flimsy bags to put peaches in. The bag ripped, my daughter laughed. I looked at her said oh no, I had a Bagcident. She stopped laughing.
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
The prices of tea bags in my city have skyrocketed!
Grocery store bagger asked me if I wanted the milk put in the bag or not
I told her no thanks please leave it in the carton
My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked “would he would like the milk in a bag”
He would reply, “No, just leave it in the carton”
BREAKING NEWS: The man who wrote the hokey pokey died today, according to officials they struggled getting him into the body bag because they put his right leg in, then his right leg out, in out in out they shook it all about.
Why does the person putting your groceries in a bag at grocery store always ask where you want your eggs and your loaf of bread?
Because baggers can’t be choosers.
I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.
You know. In queso emergency.
Everytime I open a bag of M&Ms it's like the final question in a round of Mastermind...
.... I've started, so I'll finish.
The cashier asked me if I would like my eggs in a bag.
I said, "No thank you. You can just leave the eggs inside the shells."
The detective found the stolen leather bag in under a minute.
I hate when the grocery store worker asks if I want my milk in a bag.
It's so much easier to just leave it in the carton.
The grocery store checker just asked if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I said "No! Leave it in the jug!" Can you imagine the mess?
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag
I told her to just leave it in the jug
The clerk at the grocery store asked if I wanted my milk in a bag.
I told him he could just leave it in the carton.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
Cashier: Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?
Dad: No, just leave it in the carton!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
The cashier at the supermarket asked me if i wanted the milk in a bag
I said I’d rather they leave it in the jug
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
"No, just leave it in the carton!"
The cashier asked if I would like my milk put in a bag...
I said no thanks, keep it in the carton!
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he wants the milk in a bag he replies
No just leave leave it in the carton
Cahier:would you like the milk in the bag?
No just keep it in the jug
When the cashier asks if you want the milk in the bag
no leave it in the carton
Every time I go to the store the cashier asks if I want the milk in the bag
Why not leave it in the carton?
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks me if I would like the milk in a bag...
I reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?"
DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
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