Some meat puns are so bad
that I wouldn't wish them upon my wurst enemy.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Googled meat puns, not dissapointed
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︎ Jan 10 2018
You really ate dog meat? How was it?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
If anyone gets a DM from me about canned meat, don't open it!
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Iβve recently gotten over my addiction to deli meats
I was able to quit cold turkey
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︎ Jan 29 2021
cured meats
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︎ Oct 17 2020
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
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︎ Jan 17 2021
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What do you call it when the many daughters of your sibling make you breakfast meat patties?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
I tried kangaroo meat once...
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What happened to the woman who sat on the meat slicer?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
If anyone gets an email from me with the subject 'My meat', don't open it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My roommates said I really need to cut down on the amount of deli meat Iβve been eating
But Iβm not about to quit cold turkey
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above himβ¦
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, βIf you can jump up and hit one, youβll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!β
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, βNah, the steaks are too high.β
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Thatβs a sus-y meat-a-ball. ππΌππΌ
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling
Guy:"Whats this about?"
Bartender:"Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyones drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?
Guy:"Nah, the steaks are too high."
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I just ate a burger made out of bear meat
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Meats back on the menu boys
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︎ Sep 04 2020
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, Itβs really a game changer.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
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︎ Oct 14 2020
High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.
I guess you can say I butchered my grades.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
They say eating raw meat can make you sick
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︎ Oct 05 2020
i went to a restaurant and the waitress threw a piece of meat on the ceiling. she offered me $100 to go and get it off and i replied:
No, the steaks are too high!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do German meat lovers breathe?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Whatβs the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, cause theyβre always under a buck.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What kind of meat is located on your shin
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
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︎ Dec 13 2019
The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...
it was a lot of new deli cases
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︎ Sep 29 2020
People who sell meat are gross.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"
I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat donβt open it!
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︎ Dec 10 2020
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell produce are grocer
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︎ Nov 28 2020
If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat
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︎ Nov 09 2020
People who sell meat are gross
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross
dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer
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︎ Sep 22 2020
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