A list of puns related to "Gf"
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
I consoled her. She was crying
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
I had a conversation with my gf about what we would miss most, if one of us was to leave.
She said she would actually miss my dadjokes.
Gotta tell you, did not see dad coming.
He just thought she was a little shellfish.
They were free of charge
It was so small that I couldn't even see it at first. She had to point it out, a tiny brown pinhead crawling up our slightly-darker-brown cabinet about knee-high.
"How did you even see that?" I asked.
And she answered, "With my spider-sense."
I love this woman so, so much.
It was an update
That was until I drove pasta
She was mother flipping strong.
Turns out she was only with me for my mussels
I said, "Not even. I'm still in my prime."
Your ovary-acting.
So we ordered pizza last night when it just got too late to cook... While we were sitting and eating I pushed my plate away with one piece of pizza left on it. My GF asked "Don't you want to eat your last piece?" "I said no, you can have it." So she took it off my plate and finished it in two bites... I reached for another piece of pizza and she said "What are you doing, you just said you were full!" I said “I didn't say I was full... I just didn't want that piece because it fell on the floor."
I guess she had no words left for that
My girlfriend left me because I have Alopecia.......
Nevermind, Hair loss
I said nah. Fidelity is important to me.
And left
do you know what comes after lethargy
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Today I found this one.
Edit: Wow, thanks for the positive responses. Here are some more notes from her. Thank you reddit, for making my girlfriend famous for a day, she quite enjoyed your comments after a hard day's work :)
even though I told her it wasn't my fault
Our milk lasts the rest of this decade!
I opened the fridge's door, the light came on, the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?
Me: I love the sequel GF: ....... Me: I love you 2 cue groans
While putting on a pair of jeans this morning before work, I remarked to my gf something along the lines of "I've had these jeans for years, they're so old!"
To which she replied: "Yeah I can see that, they look like they've been in your family for generations."
I'm still absolutely floored with pride.
My GF said I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti should of seen the face when I drove pasta (pas-tA)
Me: "I only use the best ingredients"
gf gives me a look
GF: "Ingredients for time?"
Me: "I never use tardy sauce"
gf leaves room
So I said, "What type of plant is that?"
She didn’t seem interested, so I asked...
Does the Aurora BoreyouAlice?
I told her to look behind her.
And that's when the fight started.
Me: Do you know the symbol for Potassium?
GF: Let me think about it....
Me: K.
GF: No seriously don't tell me.
Me: K.
Guess who came crawling back
I said,"Hell no."
She said,"Forget it then"
One of them slipped off the cutting board onto the floor and she gasped in surprise. I asked her what happened and she said "one of my tomatoes is trying to get away" So of course I replied "Well did you ketchup to it?" And then I giggled for the rest of the evening.
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