I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
Physicist: how to imagine 10-dimensional spacetime?
Mathematician: imagine n-dimensional spacetime first and then let n=10.
Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?
They have three axes.
Do you know the proper title for a two dimensional woman when she is pregnant?
Flat birther.
TIL: At the beginning of his career, Kevin Spacey only played two dimensional characters.
He was then known as Kevin Planey.
I think that girl over there has a particularly two-dimensional donkey.
Kudos if you figured it out.
(School related) I have 3 D’s...
I guess you can call me multi dimensional!
(I came up with this after a, not so good midterm...)
My Dad on New Years Resolutions
Mom: "Alright so let's go around saying our New Years Resolutions."
Dad: "1080p"
My wife showed me a picture of a room with a tree painted on the wall...
We had been looking for ideas for a kids room.
She said "I can get behind this" (referring to the painting of the tree).
I said "you can? But, it's two dimensional..."
