I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash
That's what I call clean energy
Everything at the AA meeting was going fine
Until Jesus went to go get a glass of water
I never should have let E hang out with D, C, AA and AAA.
He came back a badder E.
Why did the anvil get sent to AA?
He was always getting hammered
I was a heavy drinker until I went to AA meetings
Well, now I am still a drinker but at least I lost some weight
I'm a drinker and I started to go to AA meetings
Now I have no idea who I drink with
After the AA meeting, the ghost finally admitted it
He has a boos problem
Welcome to plastic surgery AA
I see a few new faces and must say im very dissapointed
I was driving on the highway when I passed an AA van driver who was sobbing uncontrollably.
I thought, “This guy’s heading for a breakdown.”
My brother went to his AA meeting drunk, then he tripped down the stairs.
He's been having lots of trouble with the steps lately.
In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.
Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.
My brother read that his packet of butter was Grade AA
My dad said, "wouldn't that make Grade AAA even better?"
I said, "it would make it even smaller."
I'm fairly certain my grandpa is planning on dropping a dad joke on his AA group for his 37th anniversary...
He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.
He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:
"Don't drink, and don't die."
