(Punchline: ei = German for egg, and we know how commonplace eggs are at breakfast.)
When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)
Because they are the wurst...
Did you see the play the other night? It starred two eggs. There wasn’t a drei Ei in the Haus.
Before I start; a golden gaytime is an ice cream that's pretty big in Australia.
So we went to the servo to get an ice cream. We were having a look when my cousin says "Hmm, I think I might have a Gaytime", to which I replied "Well when you're done just buy an ice cream and meet us at home."
My mom said she was making Indian food tonight, including naan. I asked if she had all the "naan-essentials." She made an angry noise. "Sorry," I said, "was that a naan-sequitor?"
My dad happened to walk in just then. "Punish him!" my mom said to him.
"What? Why?"
"He keeps making puns!" My dad paused for a moment.
"Sounds like he's the one pun-ishing you."
