A list of puns related to "Yr"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Dino-snore.
I ugly laughed at this and she thought it was the best.
Edit: wow, thanks for the awards! I told my daughter she got 500 likes and she started dancing. Thank you!
My wife and I had just finished watching the Chipmunks movie with our 4-year-old son. This conversation soon followed:
Son: Is Feeadore real? Wife: No, he's not real, sweetheart. Son: Are there real chickmunks? Wife: Yes, there are. Son: Have you ever seen chickmunks? Wife: I sure have. Me: They're usually called nuns, though.
They make a Frodo-type.
What sound does a tree make?
It barks
They passed anyway
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
Midlife crisis
Dad response, βYou know itβs true...β
Daughter laughs (she actually likes my Dad jokes... heh) π
Why did the tree moo?
Because there was a cow stuck in it!
To get to the other slide
What has two arms and no legs....but it always runs?!
a clock you dummy!
Because he had Ginger-vitis!
That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
Me: βIβm not sure, what is it?β
Son: βTwo infinity...and beyond!β
I really hope he eats his words.
When is a door also a good container? When itβs ajar.
βBecause we donβt need depth perception with our mouths β was his technically correct answer
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
Dakar
Ex-POO-se me! π€¦
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
I asked him what's her name
Son: " Sophie "
Me: "Son,you can't be serious "
Son : "is it because she's older than me?"
Me : "No, it's because she's our cat"
I feel that i have passed the tradition down yet another generation. Im going to live forever!
I told him by the time he got his license and was old enough to drive it, it would be a Sheeporghini
The job still sucks after 10 years
My 2 yr old is constantly dropping small toys down the grate on the air return and a couple rolled out if site. This morning, I stuck my head down it and found a couple the had been missing for a couple weeks. Yay, dad!
My wife told me "She likes to drop her toys down there when she's angry."
I told her "you can't be upset. She's just venting!"
Groans and laughs ensued.
Edit: "this morning." What the hell is a kornint?
She said "say your prayer"
He said "Prayer" then just smirked at her
So proud right now.
She said, "What's Toy Story 4?"
"Entertainment," I replied.
Take away the w.
"It's chipped!" Tears of pride and joy
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
As I'm holding my son, he begins to pretend his hands are spiders and starts wiggling the tips of his fingers on my arm and then says
"These spiders are crawling on you because they're Daddy Long Legs"
When my wife asked what was happening, I replied, "I was just teasing her."
Me: I don't know, baby.. the monster house?
Her: No. That's wrong.
Me: A wolf den?
Her: No. You're wrong, daddy. He and his dad lives (sic?) in a werehouse!
Gotta say, I annoyingly fell for that one.
>I caught a cold last night. Where did I store it you might ask? In the fridge.
Me: "Poof! You're popcorn!"
11: eye roll
Wife: groan
Me: intent chuckle
driving down road and almost hit a possum GF: I thought you were gonna hit that. Me: Me too! It was definitely a "possum-bility."
Me: "hi I'm jimmy ice cream eyes" Her: "hi Jimmy, you're looking sharp today.." As she walked away.
It's like she doesn't even have to try
We're watching the live action 101 Dalmatian movie. It's the scene where Cruella falls through the floor and lands in what looks like a bunch of poop, chasing after one of the puppies.
My daughter asks me,"What is that stuff she fell into supposed to be?". I replied,"Pretty sure it's supposed to resemble poop." She goes,"So I guess that puppy set a poopy trap."
She is REALLY into sharks right now, and the other day she said "Daddy, I sure am glad I'm a girl." I asked why. She said "because sharks are man-eaters." Love that girl!
To say hello from the other side.
Whole family watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, at the end Sirius makes his farewells and flies off on Buckbeak. As he flies off my son turns to be and says "not so Sirius now is he?"
On teaching her how to make pancakes.
her : "Dad, any pancake you make I can do batter"
Flea market
My husband says "the mall won't FIT in my phone" silence
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