Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave

But Yul never wore Cologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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We were at the store and my dad texted me requesting a few groceries...

Here's the screenshot from my phone: http://i.imgur.com/wJbaFcC.png

Later I let him know we were about to leave Target, so he wouldn't still ask for things when we weren't in the store anymore.

He corrected me: "I think you mean to say you're aiming to leave Target."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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GF came to visit at work. Got a two-fer!

Long, but worth it. GF visits me at work, I sneak up behind her and pinch her butt. She jumps, turns and asks "Why do you always do that?!" Me: "What?" GF: "Misbehave?" Me: "Sounds like a naughty teacher." GF: "huh?" Me: "Miss Behave, she sounds like a naughty teacher." GF groans and slaps me on the shoulder as a Female Co-worker walks by. FC: "Dunno what you did, but I'm sure you deserved that." GF: (to FC) "He did." (To me) "Who's that?" Me: "Oh, that's Missus LeJoke" (cue cheesey grin :D) GF realizes what I said, rolls eyes, groans "oh jeesus", facepalms, and walks away chuckling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmeerdawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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My first attempt at April fools with my daughter.

She always wants lucky charms before school. I'll give her lucky charms

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2015
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