A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?

It's a conundrum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.

Yes, they Dis-Banded.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A lieutenant of a marching band had lost his piccolo, he went to a music instrument-store and asked for a piccolo

The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.

After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant

No I am the lieutenant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minecraftkoolkidz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?

The top brass.

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What does a marching band use to keep their teeth clean?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Saw a marching band today and wondered...

Do marching band performers describe rehearsal as a normal, hum"drum" activity?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2015
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My dad got me at my sister's marching band festival.

My younger sister, who is in my high school marching band, was in a band festival/competition earlier tonight. As they were doing the awards, there was a particular high school, named Marion Senior High School.

The announcer says the school's name in an award, and my dad said, "I wouldn't want to do that." I say, confused, "Do what?" He replies, "Marry in senior high school. That's just a bad idea."

Cue collective groan/laughs from me and my mom, while my dad is giddily laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BennyJames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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My Girlfriend's Dad dropped a nice one

There was a Santa Claus parade happening in my town and a marching band passes by. I read out loud "marching since 1947" and her dad looks at us and said, "Wow, they must be pretty tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Affliciton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Yesterday's Holiday

Yesterday was Military and Band Appreciation Day.

March Fourth.

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I am become Dad, maker of jokes.

Talking to a friend of mine who is at a marching band competition for her little brother.

>Me: Did you guys make it to the next round?

>Her: We find out in about an hour.

>Me: Yikes, that's stressful.

>Her: Yeah, and we have no idea where we stand.

>Me: Hopefully, on the field.

You're all invited to the baby shower.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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Got this one from my girlfriends dad during game night....

GF "Well we met in Marching Band" Dad "Well you know what that means? Your kids are gonna be horny!"

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