Being a twice-over dad, can I refer to myself as an Em-Ef'er?
What do get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?
ELE-EF-I-NO
How do you call someone whos unsure if they should use a condom or not?
Someone whos discombobulatex
Real talk about cooking on a campfire...
Let's be(ef) frank.
My wife was texting me about our kid’s behavior today...
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?
He felt he got effed.
My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait
Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!
Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.
got my daughter, she sent it back at me
