Being a twice-over dad, can I refer to myself as an Em-Ef'er?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/semanticdm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

ELE-EF-I-NO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saykso62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I bought my shelves there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slightly_lisdexic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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How do you call someone whos unsure if they should use a condom or not?

Someone whos discombobulatex

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Real talk about cooking on a campfire...

Let's be(ef) frank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moobiemovie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My wife was texting me about our kid’s behavior today...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rarehighfives
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LYKAF0XX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2013
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My sister made an accidental pun and my father took the bait

Sister (about bites she found on my niece in our family group text chat): it's fleas, I just found one biting her. I'm effing ticked!

Father: no, you're flea'd, not ticked, duh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaysWithF1r3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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got my daughter, she sent it back at me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2015
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