I just found out "AUGGHHH" isn't a real word
I can't express how that makes me feel.
Do you know what I miss?
Small targets that are very far away.
My ex wife still misses me...
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!
Everytime i do coke...
I end up gettin ice in my nose
What do they call it when you get drunk on a boat?
Gettin' ship-faced.
Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...
"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"
