Whatever floats your boat
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-puntificate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2019
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Chick- Fil-Leia
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdub9388
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10 2019
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I just found out "AUGGHHH" isn't a real word

I can't express how that makes me feel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MCMasterYT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2019
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Do you know what I miss?

Small targets that are very far away.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2017
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My ex wife still misses me...

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhaddupNerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2017
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Everytime i do coke...

I end up gettin ice in my nose

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jakeypoobear_22
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2018
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What do they call it when you get drunk on a boat?

Gettin' ship-faced.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2017
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Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...

"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FilthyMcnasty87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2015
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