My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
The start of my every last paragraph of my essays.
What starts with an “O” and ends with “nions” and sometimes make you cry?
Never start a fight with a dinosaur
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic
Sails should go through the roof
My doctor told me to start doing hand exercises.
I’m struggling to grasp the importance of this.
What starts with T, ends with T, and is full of T?
My kid’s chemistry teacher was arrested in class yesterday. He was pouring out teaspoons of sodium chloride for each student, but because the class was rowdy, he kept losing his place and having to start over.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
I asked my German friend if he starts work at 8am.
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
What did they start calling Postman Pat once he retired?
There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
When I open the fridge after a long day at work only to find water, milk and juice, I start to feel like David Gilmour.
"How I wish... How I wish you were beer."
What starts with an "e" and ends with an "e" with a letter in it?
I feel strong peel pressure when all my friends start eating bananas.
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
For the past five years, I’ve said that i’m going to start jogging, but I never have
It’s starting to become a running joke at this point
A mailman starts his first day on the job in Amsterdam.
He has to get to the other side of the canal but can't seem to find a bridge. On the other side he sees someone walking his dog. How do I get to the opposite side? He shouts. You already are the man responds.
I wanted to start writing music again, so I spent $500 on a new keyboard.
It's a half-a-grand piano.
I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
I'm trying to start up my own business, recycling discarded chewing gum.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
What starts with a W and ends with a T.
If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
What do you say when your stationary bin starts moving?
Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school...
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
And just like that, 2020 won. Better start trainimg for the rematch in 12 months...it will be 2020 two.
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
I really ought to start losing weight...
But, I've got too much on my plate at the moment.
A good romance starts with a good friendship
And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma, ro ma ma ga ga, ooh la la”
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
Since the start of the Covid outbreak I own the quietest bar in the land....
My teacher likes to start every day by reading a joke from Reddit. She was sick the other day, so
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
What starts with 'O' and ends with 'nions' and sometimes make you cry?
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