16 Hilarious Shooting Stars Puns

What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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👤︎ u/The_Stuman

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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👤︎ u/Christopher1295

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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👤︎ u/AlabamaMayan

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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Oh look,shooting star!

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👤︎ u/Prototype273

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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A shooting star

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👤︎ u/tttulio

📅︎ Jul 03 2018

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What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?

A warp party.

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👤︎ u/OgreMonk

📅︎ Nov 07 2016

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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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👤︎ u/jjjmills

📅︎ Jan 27 2021

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The Queen of all elements.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 14 2018

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How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

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👤︎ u/pillaryspud

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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👤︎ u/hairpeas

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?

Because 6 7 8.

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👤︎ u/Karlog24

📅︎ Jan 05 2018

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How do you make your wishes come true?

By shooting stars.

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👤︎ u/T1M3Tim

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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What happens when you give the sun a gun?

It becomes a shooting star.

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👤︎ u/meatbag_289

📅︎ Dec 29 2019

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A man walks into a doctor’s office...

and says”Doc, I think I’m addicted to Smash Mouth.”

The doctor asks “How can you tell? Have you had any symptoms?”

The man replied “SOME...”

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👤︎ u/Sir_Nope_TSS

📅︎ Jun 28 2018

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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the “Seven Sisters”. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Jun 10 2018

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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

Star Trek
Nailin' The Kelvin
Labor Of Love
Hella Bar Talk
Enterprising Young Men
Nero Sighted
Nice To Meld You
Run And Shoot Offense
Does It Still McFly?
Nero Death Experience
Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns
Back From Black
That New Car Smell
To Boldly Go
End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

Logos / Pranking The Natives
Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps
Sub Prime Directive
London Calling
Meld-Merized
The Kronos Wartet
Brigadoom
Ship To Ship
Earthbound And Down
Warp Core Values
Buying The Space Farm
The San Fran Hustle
Kirk Enterprises
Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

Logo and Prosper
Thank Your Lucky Star Date
Night on the Yorktown
The Dance of the Nebula
A Swarm Reception
Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard
Jaylah Damage
In Artifacts as in Life
Franklin, My Dear
A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy
MotorCycles of Relief
Mocking Jaylah
Crash Decisions
Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free
Shutdown Happens
Cater-Krall in Zero G
Par-tay for the Course
Star Trek Main Theme

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👤︎ u/thegeneral400

📅︎ Jan 26 2018

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