What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?

Because they are a little meteor.

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Whatโ€™s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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Oh look,shooting star!
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A shooting star
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tttulio
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Two original dad jokes for you that involve our dog Habibi

Our new puppy is named Habibi but we all call her Bibi for short. Here are two real dad jokes I've told about her in the past few weeks:

  • What do you call it when Bibi eats one of the Star Wars toys?

Bibi ate

  • What do you call it when Bibi shoots out tiny poop pellets instead of her normal poops?

Bibi gun

Thank you, thank you. bows

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What do you call the celebration of a Star Trek filming shoot ending?

A warp party.

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How do planets staying busy during hunting season?

By shooting stars

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The Queen of all elements.
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Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?

Because she was a shooting star.

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Why does Yoda believe that it's five who is afraid of seven?

Because 6 7 8.

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How do you make your wishes come true?

By shooting stars.

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What happens when you give the sun a gun?

It becomes a shooting star.

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A man walks into a doctorโ€™s office...

and saysโ€Doc, I think Iโ€™m addicted to Smash Mouth.โ€

The doctor asks โ€œHow can you tell? Have you had any symptoms?โ€

The man replied โ€œSOME...โ€

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An Astronomy Lesson

One of the most interesting objects in the night sky is a fuzzy patch of stars known colloquially as the โ€œSeven Sistersโ€. In order to find it, first find the constellation Orion, and follow the direction his Bow is shooting.

No thanks necessary, we aim to Pleiades.

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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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