It was my first time to see Rihanna

It happened on a rainy day so one thing led to another and she ended up under my umbrella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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When I came home from my first day at my new job my wife asked me what my new schedule was like. I said it looks like Rihanna...

...because all I can see is work, work, work, work, work...

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Rihanna is such a powerhouse

MITOCHONDRIHANNA

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What did Rihanna do about the Chris Brown abuse?

[rihmoved]

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Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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What's Rihanna's favorite fruit?

Ba nah nah!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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What do you call a rapper who has no umbrella?

Lil Wayne

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Who is the Australian Frankenstein's favourite music artist?

Rihanna, mate.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Dropped this on my kids as I was changing radio stations...

We were driving down the road to a friend's house and the song "What's My Name" by Rihanna came on.

As soon as it started, I changed the station and the kids quickly began to complain, so I said...

"If she hasn't already learned her name by now, there's no point in listening to it."

My wife laughed as the kids just started at me with a confused expression.

My best one to date.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2013
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Chris Brown's big hit...

This is probably more topical humor, but I'm a dad and I'm proud of this one.

My wife and I (and our 18-month-old daughter) went to our friends' house (also a married couple, 3 children) for the new year's celebration. About 10 minutes after midnight, Dave (the male in the other relationship) said, "What was Chris Brown's biggest hit?"

Without skipping a beat, I instantly reply, "Rihanna."

EDIT: Spelling.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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